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Quoted By: >>2011726
>Be me
>Dad smokes alot, makes me sad (inb4 being called bullied, mentally handicapped, or both)
>Come up with a plan.
>Find dogshit all over the massive yard we have
> Put dogshit in a bag and hide it outside
>Wait for it to dry
>Poo dries
>buy blender, put poo in blender
>Poo now turns into a flaky brownish substance
>Perfect.jpg
>Find dad's box of cigarretes
>take tobacco out, put dogshit in
>Realize that my cigarrete rolling sucks dick, dad will notice something is off
>Lightbulb.gif
>sit on whole pack of cigarretes so that all of them are a bit fucked up
>Dad comes outside to smoke
>Thinks that he sat on the pack, thinks nothing of it
>He smokes
>he puffs out a cloud, instantly chokes
>He sniffs the cigarette and realize instantly it's full of shit
>He got really angry and tried to sue the cigarette company, but failed
>He never smoked again
>Dad smokes alot, makes me sad (inb4 being called bullied, mentally handicapped, or both)
>Come up with a plan.
>Find dogshit all over the massive yard we have
> Put dogshit in a bag and hide it outside
>Wait for it to dry
>Poo dries
>buy blender, put poo in blender
>Poo now turns into a flaky brownish substance
>Perfect.jpg
>Find dad's box of cigarretes
>take tobacco out, put dogshit in
>Realize that my cigarrete rolling sucks dick, dad will notice something is off
>Lightbulb.gif
>sit on whole pack of cigarretes so that all of them are a bit fucked up
>Dad comes outside to smoke
>Thinks that he sat on the pack, thinks nothing of it
>He smokes
>he puffs out a cloud, instantly chokes
>He sniffs the cigarette and realize instantly it's full of shit
>He got really angry and tried to sue the cigarette company, but failed
>He never smoked again
