Listen up /bant/ fags, this is our new home and there is going to be some changes around here, whether you like it or not.
Yes, yes, yes, spare me the tantrum.
FIRST, we are more numerous and if you resist you WILL be crushed like the maggot you are.
SECOND, before creating a new thread ask yourself the following "do i really need to create this bullshit thread?". You have to understand that when you create a thread there is a change that some /biz/-related thread dies which is a shame since we are here to discuss finance and businesses and important stuff unlike you maggots.
THIRD, the bear is called 'bobo' and the bull 'mumu'. You will refer to them as Mr. Bobo and Mr. Mumu.
FOURTH, you are the lowest form of life on this planet until you can absorb some of our wisdom. its difficult to say this but even pajeets shilling their shitcoins are in a higher social stratus than you.
FIFTH, every time some news drop you have to say "OOOOOHHHHH LINKIEEEES" and so on

This is all FOR NOW, more rules will come in time.