so you want to get a job?
>all you have to do is apply to 500 jobs, get 10 interviews, go on to stage 2 or 3 on a few of those, then get ghosted by the HR roastie, apply to 500 more

want to go to college?
>fill out ten different forms, apply for loans, write an essay, have a bunch of bullshit going on in your life, wait months for a response, possibly get rejected anyway

want to get a girlfriend?
>idek how this one works but I assume theres 100 hoops to jump through also

want to browse the web?
>every website has a cookies popup, captcha, and requires signin/sign up

want to [x]?
>spend dozens of hours doing torturously menial procedure without the guarantee of it ever happening

why cant I just fucking DO anything? every fucking basic task that exists now is mired in endless mindnumbing PROCEDURE
what the FUCK