I need to accelerate my gooning. I need to be gooning at a pace most people would find concerning. Goonable content is being created at a pace so far beyond my current rate of consumption, I'm losing ground and letting down myself, my family, my ancestors, and my heroes. I need to become the connoisseur of gooning-- a goonoisseur, if you will. A gooner so prolific and talented that I inspire a new generation of gooners to never give up on their dreams of gooning and edging to every piece of content in real time as it is created.
