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Anonymous ID:whV1kcu8 Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:42:20 No.2020668 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2020670 >>2020683 >>2020688 >>2021165

what if the way you wipe your ass or something like that is totally wrong and inefficient but no one will ever know and will be able to tell you how to do it right because who's gonna watch you wipe your ass to make sure you're doing it right?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PHgtITFP Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:42:59 No.2020670 Report

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>>2020668
there's probably a wikihow on how to wipe your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4UXP+WkD Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:45:17 No.2020683 Report

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>>2020668
...dumb frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ADGRHxlW Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:46:13 No.2020688 Report

Quoted By: >>2020694 >>2021170

>>2020668
How can you fuck up? You wipe until there is no more shit coming off.

This generation is fucking retarded if a simple asswipe is too hard for them to do. Lord have mercy.

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Anonymous ID:IKMGH2sh Sat 02 Sep 2017 07:47:49 No.2020694 Report

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>>2020688
found the guy who's not wiping right

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Anonymous ID:sWH6qR4k Sat 02 Sep 2017 08:03:19 No.2020761 Report

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Anonymous ID:sWH6qR4k Sat 02 Sep 2017 08:07:05 No.2020779 Report

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Anonymous ID:1RdNstPv Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:38:30 No.2021156 Report

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If you are not using this to clean your ass you are living in the Stone Age

!ANoNYmoUZY

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!ANoNYmoUZY ID:XG1SNAhN Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:41:34 No.2021165 Report

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>>2020668
Scat man!
101 use ur hand and wipe real good.
101 three fingers fit inside in catholic boys.
The pope can do boys with 4 fingers.
>holy fingers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eT555mfB Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:43:19 No.2021167 Report

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>>2021165
t. Muzzie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPuktR/j Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:44:40 No.2021170 Report

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>>2020688
This. My roomate is Mexican and he claims that one wipe is all you need. He complains how much I flush the toilet and that I am using too much toilet paper. He is a environmental science major by the way. His ass probably has shit on it. Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W82fjZ5D Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:45:32 No.2021173 Report

Quoted By: >>2021196

Here are my tips for an easy ass wiping life if you don't have a bidet like a normal person:

>Get baby wipes (or decent wet wipes)
They make you super clean and you won't accidentally get stains on your underwear or make them smell like shit.
>Wipe whilst still sitting down
When you're sitting down you're in a good position to wipe. No need to stand up and waste energy. This might take some getting use to but it's way more efficient since you're already partially spread.
>Get a soap pump to use with baby wipes
With a clean hand, pump soap onto a baby wipe and use it to clean. This is super efficient and cleans you much faster.

If you follow these steps you will no longer suffer from shit in ass-hair or smelly underwear. Furthermore, your hands won't be as shit-ridden as using toilet paper can leave you if you're not careful.

Just remember not to flush wipes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DzU9+SZ1 Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:47:18 No.2021179 Report

Quoted By: >>2021198

>>2021170
I use 2 wipes, one flushable wet-wipe for uber cleanage and one sheet of paper to dry my arse off.

I used to use shit loads of toilet paper and the hairs around my arse would get clumped together; now I'm living in soft anus dreamland; I can't remember the last time I scratched my crack!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DzU9+SZ1 Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:51:23 No.2021196 Report

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>>2021173
>Here are my tips for an easy ass wiping life if you don't have a bidet like a normal person:

Fuck off Froggy Cousteau!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPuktR/j Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:51:48 No.2021198 Report

Quoted By: >>2021207 >>2021213

>>2021179
It depends on how a shit. Sometimes, two wipes is all I need. If I get sick, sometimes I need more. I feel as if I use less that might reduce my paper usage. I still think it's disgusting that someone will barely use one wipe to clean their butt after a shit. My roomate even suggests throwing used toilet paper in a trash bin. Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PPoC6vfZ Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:52:28 No.2021200 Report

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The real answer is to get one of those Toto washletts that have the bidet built into the toilet seat. You waste less paper/use no paper at all because it's water that cleans your ass. If you're patient enough to wait for the thing to blowdry your ass, then you literally never need to buy TP.

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Anonymous ID:Mhfun9ev Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:52:32 No.2021201 Report

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blow it out your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DzU9+SZ1 Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:54:44 No.2021207 Report

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>>2021198
Find a new roommate!
Now!
The fuck are you doing on here still?
Swap that fucker out for a human being!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Mhfun9ev Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:57:21 No.2021213 Report

Quoted By: >>2021228

>>2021198
>used toilet paper in a trash bin
>trash bin is in the kitchen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPuktR/j Sat 02 Sep 2017 09:59:06 No.2021218 Report

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>>2021207
The best I can do is report him to the RA. But of course, I run the risk of being called a bigot because apparently not wiping your ass and throwing toilet paper in a bin is Mexican "culutre". Fucking hell! At least he leaves back to his family on weekends so I can do whatever I want in my dorm.

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Anonymous ID:4W/bNNcI Sat 02 Sep 2017 10:00:58 No.2021227 Report

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Front to back so I don't get poop into my vagoo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mPuktR/j Sat 02 Sep 2017 10:01:01 No.2021228 Report

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>>2021213
They are your creation! TEACH THEM HOW TO USE A BATHROOM PROPERLY.
It just so happens that we both have our own trash bins. He keeps his in the restroom while I keep my bin under my desk.

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