>Folks, here's the story of Billie the Gooner
>She was a low-down nasty coomer
>She'd make a date with rosy palms
>And Billie flicked her bean until it was raw

>Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
>Ho-dee ho-dee ho
Ho-dee ho-dee ho
>Skibidibidibidi
Skibidibidibidi
>Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii

>She played around with them rubber toys
>Each one was bigger than any boys'
>She brought them doooown to vaginatown
>And taught herself to schlick that dooong around
And taught herself to schlick that dooong around

>Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
>Ho-dee ho-dee ho
Ho-dee ho-dee ho
>Skibidibidibidi
Skibidibidibidi
>Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii
Hi-dee hi-dee hiiii

>She became the queen of masturbation
>She'd rub one out on any occasion
>One night she found some special sites
>And watched some things she really liked

>Goonie goonie goonie goon
Goonie goonie goonie goon
>Skibidi-dat dah day day doh
Skibidi-dat dah day day doh
>Gyatt Gyatt Gyatt Gyatt Gyatty-o
Gyatt Gyatt Gyatt Gyatt Gyatty-o
>Hi-dee hi-dee hi
Hi-dee hi-dee hi

>The tags she searched for got fouler and fouler
>Each goon sesh took her a dozen hours
>Had a million files in her porno stash
>But she sat around and opened up a million tabs

>Poor Bill, Poor Bill,

>Poor Bill....