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Anonymous ID:ehV6BZj2 Tue 07 May 2024 06:00:04 No.20230001 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20230727 >>20232834 >>20233439

A Mexican girl in one of my classes called me cute. I didn't know what to do and thought she could be pranking me to upload a Tiktok video of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xi2Z6z80 Tue 07 May 2024 06:45:34 No.20230111 Report

Quoted By: >>20230137 >>20232834

send her a picture of your penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:L8qp/LLT Tue 07 May 2024 06:52:55 No.20230137 Report

Quoted By: >>20230141

>>20230111
I already sent her a picture of his penis. She said it was very nice and reminded her of one of their ethnic dishes known as a "burrito".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xi2Z6z80 Tue 07 May 2024 06:54:01 No.20230141 Report

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>>20230137
die animal roleplayer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cXep3pvJ Tue 07 May 2024 07:35:07 No.20230437 Report

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oh great. more WMMF relations. Just what the USA needs.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QBY2i7SN Tue 07 May 2024 09:04:47 No.20230710 Report

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Just ask her out smoothly. Like wanna hang out, watch Netflix or play vidya?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QBY2i7SN Tue 07 May 2024 09:05:34 No.20230714 Report

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Also offer to show her your dragon balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EkdeFNiB Tue 07 May 2024 09:14:40 No.20230727 Report

Quoted By: >>20234765

>>20230001
She's only baiting you to get updoots on her tiktok. You're in college, you have to be hagmaxxing. You have to ask cute and hot ladies in their 30s out on dates, you have to rizz the autistic women who repel normalfags, you have to land a weird gf with a stable career, you have to plap that egg carton and make autistic babies. You can't unfuck a zoomer zombie but you can turn your hag into your model wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JJ/M9+WQ Tue 07 May 2024 17:01:48 No.20232834 Report

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>>20230001
do >>20230111

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GRkswds6 Tue 07 May 2024 18:31:22 No.20233439 Report

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>>20230001
bro don't listen to us losers you might ruin your chances

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSwid51z Tue 07 May 2024 19:34:41 No.20233789 Report

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never happened + you're metaphysically homosexual

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YfJkNdhE Tue 07 May 2024 22:31:41 No.20234765 Report

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>>20230727
Funniest shit I've read in a long time.

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