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I worship Satan AMA

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:22:49 No.20237177 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pybFnVNf Wed 08 May 2024 03:24:20 No.20237181 Report

Quoted By: >>20237202

>>20237177
No wai! Rly?! How can i be cool like you?? Z0mg

Sage

Sage ID:/OzSP48T Wed 08 May 2024 03:24:35 No.20237183 Report

Quoted By: >>20237197

Fag jew

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ogmyy971 Wed 08 May 2024 03:24:42 No.20237185 Report

Quoted By: >>20237189

>>20237177
What's the payoff?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:25:26 No.20237189 Report

Quoted By: >>20237222

>>20237185
An increase in understanding and an improved ability to regulate my impulses

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:29:15 No.20237197 Report

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>>20237183
I am neither homosexual nor jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:30:15 No.20237202 Report

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>>20237181
First, you must carve the word "SLAYER" into your forearm. Pics or it didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ogmyy971 Wed 08 May 2024 03:33:26 No.20237222 Report

Quoted By: >>20237238

>>20237189
This is where you lost me. I corelate Satanism with excess. Christianity with restriction of human impulse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:38:26 No.20237238 Report

Quoted By: >>20237259

>>20237222
Satan is a cruel master. Make the wrong step and he might punish you. Caution must be exercised when chasing the id.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TpcHew87 Wed 08 May 2024 03:44:47 No.20237259 Report

Quoted By: >>20237275

>>20237238
All this religion shit is complete nonsense to me but

>Make the wrong step and he might punish you.
Literally describes the God of abrahamic religions to a T

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BFH0ukil Wed 08 May 2024 03:48:57 No.20237275 Report

Quoted By: >>20237284 >>20238227

>>20237259
The difference is that Satan will punish you for botching a job interview, not for being gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8kzon97P Wed 08 May 2024 03:50:58 No.20237284 Report

Quoted By: >>20242413

>>20237275
Says who? Quote the scripture, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x5wcPpRJ Wed 08 May 2024 04:33:26 No.20237488 Report

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>>20237177
At least that's less cringe than worshipping niggers or jews

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vEBv/1p/ Wed 08 May 2024 04:45:13 No.20237539 Report

Quoted By: >>20242413

>>20237177
How many burgers did he offer you in exchange for your soul?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oY0LjIjR Wed 08 May 2024 08:23:50 No.20238221 Report

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>>20237177
How gay are you and when did you come out?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oY0LjIjR Wed 08 May 2024 08:29:37 No.20238227 Report

Quoted By: >>20238927 >>20242413

>>20237275
>Satan wants me to wage cage and suck cocks
Sounds like a huge faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fo1u8A3X Wed 08 May 2024 09:35:48 No.20238321 Report

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>>20237177
Is the church of satan as boring as it is in metalocalypse?

Hollywood Stop

Hollywood Stop ID:KukepXMY Wed 08 May 2024 10:44:15 No.20238438 Report

Quoted By: >>20242413

How is that ol s.o.b!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eng/rBQj Wed 08 May 2024 10:50:27 No.20238448 Report

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Satan is a fag
Why worship a faggot and a loser?
Oh right I’m on 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:boFzt2wS Wed 08 May 2024 12:00:19 No.20238643 Report

Quoted By: >>20242413

>>20237177
Why would anybody worship Satan? It feels like the kind of thing an edgy tranny (OP) would do to make themselves appear "cool". But that's just my two cents.

Also do you want to suck Satan's cock one day? I bet you do OP

Hollywood Stop

Hollywood Stop ID:djx4hCoF Wed 08 May 2024 12:01:00 No.20238645 Report

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Satan! You Son of a Bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4DFBLdy3 Wed 08 May 2024 12:30:09 No.20238927 Report

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>>20238227
It truly does sound evil.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1xEIwi9R Wed 08 May 2024 17:01:32 No.20241610 Report

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>>20237177
How this nigger felt after typing that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr0ar1ZF Wed 08 May 2024 18:29:42 No.20242413 Report

Quoted By: >>20242426

>>20237284
There is no satanic scripture.

>>20237539
I was not offered any burgers.

>>20238227
Everyone has to wage, unless they are a degenerate trust fund baby.

>>20238438
I don't understand the question

>>20238643
Satan offers the clearest picture of reality. He has never appeared to me. No cocks are sucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HV6TVZWk Wed 08 May 2024 18:31:51 No.20242426 Report

Quoted By: >>20242445

>>20242413
Is abortion actually a part of your religion, or was that just something the church of satan made up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pfyvVRMS Wed 08 May 2024 18:33:09 No.20242435 Report

Quoted By: >>20242445

>>20237177
How do cope with satanism being a sect of christianity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vr0ar1ZF Wed 08 May 2024 18:35:04 No.20242445 Report

Quoted By: >>20242495 >>20242587 >>20242610

>>20242426
I am a theistic satanist and I do not have anything to do with the satanic temple, which are the ones who invented the abortion ritual. I do not have an opinion on abortion

>>20242435
Theistic satanism is syncretic, melding together elements from paganism, hermeticism, hinduism, and christianity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hoqWEPRb Wed 08 May 2024 18:42:04 No.20242485 Report

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>>20237177
>not being your own superior being
NGMI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hoqWEPRb Wed 08 May 2024 18:43:13 No.20242495 Report

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>>20242445
>Theistic satanism is syncretic, melding together elements from paganism, hermeticism, hinduism, and christianity
That actually makes it seem kinda cool instead of just edgy garbage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HV6TVZWk Wed 08 May 2024 18:56:56 No.20242587 Report

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>>20242445
>Theistic satanism is syncretic, melding together elements from paganism, hermeticism, hinduism, and christianity

So it's stuff and nonsense, okay. /thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pfyvVRMS Wed 08 May 2024 19:01:14 No.20242610 Report

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>>20242445
so its like choosing to believe in all the fairy tales instead of just one

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