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No, aluminum foil hats are an insidious ploy by the Jewish community to trick proud, patriotic Americans to turn their heads into hotdogs. They invented solar flares so massive amounts of radiation hits earth, effectively turning it into one massive microwave. Those fooled into wearing aluminum foil hats will have their brains burned to a crisp. Instead, you should wear Mexican sombreros and drink tequila to nullify the Jewish radiation waves.
