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Quoted By: >>2027246
>Be me
>Be faggot middle schooler
>Out buying groceries with my grandpa, waiting in checkout line
>"Huh anon, according to the National Enquirer here, the Queen of England is dying. I wonder why anybody believes these things."
>"Yeah, I have no idea grandpanon. They all live forever anyways"
>"You're certainly right about that, I think Elizabeth is up around 85"
>"Yeah, and Diana got up to about 120 before she died"
>Blank stares from grandpa and cashier, dude behind us turns to look at me
>I am the alpha.
>Be faggot middle schooler
>Out buying groceries with my grandpa, waiting in checkout line
>"Huh anon, according to the National Enquirer here, the Queen of England is dying. I wonder why anybody believes these things."
>"Yeah, I have no idea grandpanon. They all live forever anyways"
>"You're certainly right about that, I think Elizabeth is up around 85"
>"Yeah, and Diana got up to about 120 before she died"
>Blank stares from grandpa and cashier, dude behind us turns to look at me
>I am the alpha.
