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I'm sick and tired of the coping faggots on here saying McDonald's is bad.
It isn't. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS.
I have yet to come across any valid arguments on here as to why McDonald's is bad.
>the patties are too thin
>the buns are too dry
>the burgers are frozen
>they support Israel
>it's sl*p
>hurr durr hurr durr
What your feeble minds percieve as "flaws" are in fact the very features which makes McDonald's the Gourmet's fast food of choice.
A whopper? A baconator? I take one bite into any those and all I have is just one disappointing mouthful of uncoordinated ingredients and disharmony.
To the trained palate, it is obvious that behind every single McDonald's menu item is 1000s of hours of painstaking ideation, experimenting and RDA:
Each McDonald's burger as been intricately engineered and precisely calibrated via the careful selection of complementary ingredients in order to deliver the optimal umami:sweet:sour:salty ratio with every bite. Furthermore, burger construction has been streamlined into one efficient assembly line, thus minimizing human error and ensuring consistency.
This is why McDonald's continues to be the king of fast food and why it will dominate the fast food market for generations to come despite increasing prices and emerging technology and innovation...
And it makes the anti-McDonald's shills on here livid.
Simply put,
You just can't top perfection.
It isn't. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS.
I have yet to come across any valid arguments on here as to why McDonald's is bad.
>the patties are too thin
>the buns are too dry
>the burgers are frozen
>they support Israel
>it's sl*p
>hurr durr hurr durr
What your feeble minds percieve as "flaws" are in fact the very features which makes McDonald's the Gourmet's fast food of choice.
A whopper? A baconator? I take one bite into any those and all I have is just one disappointing mouthful of uncoordinated ingredients and disharmony.
To the trained palate, it is obvious that behind every single McDonald's menu item is 1000s of hours of painstaking ideation, experimenting and RDA:
Each McDonald's burger as been intricately engineered and precisely calibrated via the careful selection of complementary ingredients in order to deliver the optimal umami:sweet:sour:salty ratio with every bite. Furthermore, burger construction has been streamlined into one efficient assembly line, thus minimizing human error and ensuring consistency.
This is why McDonald's continues to be the king of fast food and why it will dominate the fast food market for generations to come despite increasing prices and emerging technology and innovation...
And it makes the anti-McDonald's shills on here livid.
Simply put,
You just can't top perfection.
