>create jewtube channel
>create video saying "me when The year is 2070 and Xanax and DMT is still prescription-only"
>Open the hit game Unturned on my Xbox Scorpio
>shoot random organisms on the hit game Unturned with my Semi-Automatic Rifle in the hit game Unturned
>drink alcohol
>do not upload said video
>continue the hedonistic lifestyle

checkmate, sex addict junkies. what, you think you should be allowed to use condoms so that you can have sex safer? fuck you, we'll ban them even though you are gonna do it anyways

Patience is a virtue, my niggas.