My gf's grandpa gifted me five acres of land with a small house, few olive trees, a vegetable garden, a vineyard and some mixed fruit trees, also there's a chicken coup.
Only thing is he told me that at the edge of the property there are like two trailers with Romanians in them and that he thinks they might be the faggots coming in at night and stealing shit but he isn't completely sure.
I'm planning on talking to them and telling them that if they help me out protecting my crops I will give them some produce like oil, onions, garlic and other shit Romanians love, but now I'm not entirely sure since they might just spin this around into extortion or some shit.
Any idea on how to get rid of those apes that doesn't involve lighting their trailer park ablaze?
I was thinking of something like electrifying a fence with a car battery and burying some wooden boards with rusty nails sticking out the ground so shit like this would be very much appreciated.
>Inb4 "shoot them"
Doesn't work like this here, I can't legally do that even if they break into my house, I do have a double barrel 12 gauge though