I would like to smoke a joint

>thats cool. We legalized it in April

Great so where can i buy some

>we actually only have growing-clubs where you can join and grow your own and exchange between members

ok so where can i join

>there aren’t any actually

Well thats bad planing, i guess i will just get some of my friends

>thats actually still illegal

Well that sucks, i guess i will just drive to the Netherlands and buy some there

>yeah we dont want you doing that either, but feel free to plant up to 3 plants

Sweet, so i can smoke the stuff from that and keep the rest in the freezer

>yeah but only up to 50g of that. 30g if your under 21

Wtf. Well i FOUND some old stuff in my drawer, can i at least smoke that?

>Sure, just make sure you stay at least 100m away from safezones around schools for example, never carry more than 25g on you and only smoke after 10pm and before 6am. Oh, and make sure not to drive for the next month if your under 21, because even the tiniest spec of thc will send you to jail.

Fuck this, im just gonna get drunk in a bar, run naked through the streets and then puke and piss everywhere, all at 4pm in the afternoon

>and your free to do so


Why are german weed laws so retarded?