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>be me
>wagie bankteller, job sucks but it pays the bills
>come back to work after lunch, where I ate in my car while listening to Bambi reinforcement audio
>on week 3 of daily bambi hypno training
>customer comes to my station, withdrawing cash
>"hello anon, not trying to drain my account, but I need to pause my future deposits and take some cash out to pay for a procedure on my knees. Have you had any work done on your knees?"
>DRAIN
>PAUSE
>ON YOUR KNEES
>Start to feel lightheaded from hearing trigger words in the right order
>penis hardens
>OHSHITWTFNOTNOW.jpg
>stare blankly into customer's eyes
>mouth opens, tongue hangs out
>make crosseyed ahegao face at customer
>I CAN'T STOP IT, I AM NOT IN CONTROL
>Begin hands free orgasming in my pants
>customer yelling
>coworkers shaking me
>continue to blow a load in my pants while drooling all over the customers cash in my hands
>manager calls 911
>back to normal before EMTs arrive
>sent home for the day
>called at 5pm and informed that I should not return to work, let go
>listen to bambi hypno playlist to cope with newfound joblessness
>wagie bankteller, job sucks but it pays the bills
>come back to work after lunch, where I ate in my car while listening to Bambi reinforcement audio
>on week 3 of daily bambi hypno training
>customer comes to my station, withdrawing cash
>"hello anon, not trying to drain my account, but I need to pause my future deposits and take some cash out to pay for a procedure on my knees. Have you had any work done on your knees?"
>DRAIN
>PAUSE
>ON YOUR KNEES
>Start to feel lightheaded from hearing trigger words in the right order
>penis hardens
>OHSHITWTFNOTNOW.jpg
>stare blankly into customer's eyes
>mouth opens, tongue hangs out
>make crosseyed ahegao face at customer
>I CAN'T STOP IT, I AM NOT IN CONTROL
>Begin hands free orgasming in my pants
>customer yelling
>coworkers shaking me
>continue to blow a load in my pants while drooling all over the customers cash in my hands
>manager calls 911
>back to normal before EMTs arrive
>sent home for the day
>called at 5pm and informed that I should not return to work, let go
>listen to bambi hypno playlist to cope with newfound joblessness
