Do you love your pet? Think about it. Do you truly love your furry friend? Then marry it.

>but animals can't consent to marriage!
They are, at worst, indifferent to such a social contract. They are not harmed by it.
>but bestiality is wrong!
I didn't say anything about bestiality, pervert. Marriage does not necessarily entail sex. Do not fuck animals.
>but it's illegal!
Gay marriage was illegal until 2012 but that didn't stop them. Even if your marriage is not legally recognized, it can still be socially recognized, and that's more important.
>but what if my pet cheats on me?
Sounds like a you problem. Maybe try an open marriage.
>but i want to marry a human!
If you browse bant then let's face it: you will be forever alone.

Marry your fucking pet.