So I had leftover poop from my female friend so I re-lubricated my buttplug with some and smeared the rest on my junk. Do you have a female friend who willingly provides you with her pee and poop that she knows you’re planning to use for sexual arousal?

It tasted like sugary pistachios btw, she eats a lot of candy but isn’t fat at all. She’s actually nearly anorexic skinny because she just smokes weed and eats candy. It was very sweet tasting and had a very sweet smell to it. Best poop I’ve ever tasted, I wish I had more but I’m scraping what I have left just for lube.