Do you love your pet? Think about it. Do you truly love your furry friend?

Then marry it.

>but animals can't consent to marriage!
They are, at worst, indifferent to such a social contract. They are not harmed by it.
>but bestiality is wrong!
I didn't say anything about bestiality, pervert. Marriage does not necessarily entail sex. Do not fuck animals.
>but it's illegal!
Gay marriage was illegal until 2015 but that didn't stop them. Marriage is fundamentally a social institution, not a legal one.
>but what if my pet cheats on me?
Sounds like a you problem. Maybe try an open marriage.
>but i want to marry a human!
If you browse bant, then let's face it: you will be forever alone.

Marry your fucking pet.