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Any of you fags have this problem?

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:00:28 No.20383827 View View Reply Original Report

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My ex wife is stopping over but I already ordered a prostitute What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:01:37 No.20383828 Report

Quoted By: >>20383835

>>20383827
both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:01:39 No.20383829 Report

Quoted By: >>20383835

>>20383827
threesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:02:17 No.20383830 Report

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>>20383827
show her your plapjak collection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:02:20 No.20383831 Report

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>>20383827
She's the prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:02:52 No.20383832 Report

Quoted By: >>20383833 >>20383834 >>20383836

tell her I have company and will invite you some other time

Larry from accounting

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:05:34 No.20383833 Report

Quoted By: >>20383834

>>20383832
This might work

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:08:12 No.20383834 Report

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>>20383832
Lets see >>20383833

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:12:48 No.20383835 Report

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>>20383828
>>20383829
These are very interesting questions I have not approached.

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:15:53 No.20383836 Report

Quoted By: >>20383838

>>20383832
I’m either dying today or having a threesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:18:22 No.20383837 Report

Quoted By: >>20383839

>>20383835
Why are you sleeping with your ex wife? This will only cause problems for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:20:44 No.20383838 Report

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>>20383836
keep us posted you magnificent retard

Larry from accounting

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:21:13 No.20383839 Report

Quoted By: >>20383840 >>20383842 >>20383843 >>20383854

>>20383837
I’m not but she wants to visit and I ordered a prostitute. Get with the program cock breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:23:43 No.20383840 Report

Quoted By: >>20383845

>>20383839
Tell her to wait somewhere close until you're finished

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:25:15 No.20383841 Report

Quoted By: >>20383847

>>20383827
you sound like a push-over. instead of allowing HER to dictate to YOU what will happen, why don't you tell her to fuck off?

your response to "I'll be there soon" should be "if you show up i'm calling the cops"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:25:39 No.20383842 Report

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>>20383839
Maybe she is the prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:25:52 No.20383843 Report

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>>20383839
Just make her watch while you plow a better looking whore. Jesus, be a man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:25:55 No.20383844 Report

Quoted By: >>20383846 >>20383850 >>20383851

part 4 LOL

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:28:06 No.20383845 Report

Quoted By: >>20383852

>>20383840
I’m doing this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:28:43 No.20383846 Report

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>>20383844
I doubt a man concocted this story because then it would actually make sense and wouldn't have giant confusing gaps in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:28:46 No.20383847 Report

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>>20383841
Precisely. Allowing your ex cunt to cockblock you whilst she's waltzing her way over with a vagina full of someone else's cum is not a good look.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:30:43 No.20383848 Report

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>>20383827
>Any of you fags have this problem?
No man, none of us have this problem. In fact, what the fact is this situation, dawg!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:31:35 No.20383849 Report

Quoted By: >>20383867

>>20383827
Well Larry seeing as your an accountant, I will assum there is cocaine involved and the tute you ordered is a manly transvestite. I’d probably get out of dodge before either of them show up, burn the apartment down, don’t forget to grab the cocaine first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:31:52 No.20383850 Report

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>>20383844
I just text myself and delete the sent messages

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:32:17 No.20383851 Report

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>>20383844
>Yuri Tardid
>6000000%

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:32:27 No.20383852 Report

Quoted By: >>20383853 >>20383855 >>20383856 >>20383857

>>20383845
RIP in peace me. Thanks niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:34:14 No.20383853 Report

Quoted By: >>20383858

>>20383852
You mean until you are finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:34:16 No.20383854 Report

Quoted By: >>20383861

>>20383839
Obviously let her in while you're fucking the prostitute or let the prostitute in while she's over. Tell her you gotta nut and you'll be done in a bit. I don't get what's the problem, ex-wife knows that a man's got needs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:34:40 No.20383855 Report

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>>20383852
>until you're finished

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:35:06 No.20383856 Report

Quoted By: >>20383861

>>20383852
nigra, tell her to grab you food along the way
or order it and then have her pick it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:35:24 No.20383857 Report

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>>20383852
Nah tell her that you serious and that the lady bringing her may bring her another time but definitely not jow since you have company and won't respond. They can go for a coffee somewhere, you expect to be finished in X hours. Then you can meet up.
If she goes for it she's desperate.

Larry from accounting

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:37:11 No.20383858 Report

Quoted By: >>20383875

>>20383853
Fuck, god fucking damn it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:37:55 No.20383859 Report

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>>20383827
Nobody has this problem except you. Who the fuck is stupid enough to sleep with their ex-wife lol. Not only that, but you're too much of a bitch to tell her what's really happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:40:44 No.20383860 Report

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Tell your ex that if she wants to visit then only on your terms since you're not together and it's your place. Terms are following: threesome

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:44:57 No.20383861 Report

Quoted By: >>20383862 >>20383864

>>20383854
This is an excellent idea for my beheading. >>20383856
I’m thinking of doing this. Today is a good day to die I would consider. What should I tell her to get? If these two worlds collide I’m fucking dead so what’s my last meal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:47:03 No.20383862 Report

Quoted By: >>20383866 >>20383870

>>20383861
gyros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:50:46 No.20383863 Report

Quoted By: >>20383870

>>20383827
since when did /pol/ become a blog how is this politics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:52:02 No.20383864 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383861
Larry sounds like the name of a man who likes cheap chili, grub hub it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:52:09 No.20383865 Report

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>>20383827
My ex wife is now my girlfriend

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:52:10 No.20383866 Report

Quoted By: >>20383867 >>20383869

>>20383862
Done but doesn’t explain how I’m getting out of this situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:53:05 No.20383867 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383866
I told you how to get out of it in >>20383849

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:54:21 No.20383868 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383827
I have not talked to a woman after passing my education.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 17:55:27 No.20383869 Report

Quoted By: >>20383871

>>20383866
tell her you ordered a prostitute

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:57:03 No.20383870 Report

Quoted By: >>20383877 >>20383878 >>20384381

>>20383863
This is a conversation amongst men and gods fat boy. >>20383862
Didn’t work

Larry from accounting

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 17:58:20 No.20383871 Report

Quoted By: >>20383873 >>20383874

>>20383869
I’m doing this just to cut to the chase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:00:34 No.20383872 Report

Quoted By:

Ex-Wife has no car and needs rides. Why you even giving that loser your time? You realize how much she trades sex for stuff right? She is literally community pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:00:41 No.20383873 Report

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>>20383871
>im doing this to cut to the chase
I don’t think you know what that phrase means considering you’ve been doing the opposite and stringing this along. A real Larry move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:01:19 No.20383874 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383871
You got this larry, I'm genuinely invested

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:03:02 No.20383875 Report

Quoted By: >>20383882

>>20383858
good job, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:03:20 No.20383876 Report

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stupid you could jus litterelly text a prozzie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:04:05 No.20383877 Report

Quoted By: >>20383882

>>20383870
I meant "gross"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:09:13 No.20383878 Report

Quoted By: >>20383880

>>20383870
"tomorrow, i'm busy".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:11:15 No.20383879 Report

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"I'm fucking a black prostitute and I think I'm about to strike oil."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:12:36 No.20383880 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383878
You spelled bussy wrong. He’s with a crossdresser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:13:26 No.20383881 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383835
shoulda just told her that you are out on a date and to fuck off.

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 18:14:03 No.20383882 Report

Quoted By: >>20383883 >>20383884 >>20383885

>>20383875
>>20383877
Disregarded it because of Polish flag. Being a Chad I will wait on a proper response.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:18:34 No.20383883 Report

Quoted By: >>20383886

>>20383882
Mr Larry from accounting that’s cutting to the chase is now talking about the weather. Cut to the fuckin chase already Larr, we’re getting bored here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:22:54 No.20383884 Report

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>>20383882
Tell her "you can come too, but you have to hold the camera and arrive yourself."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 26 May 2024 18:24:18 No.20383885 Report

Quoted By: >>20383887

>>20383882
Why is she even coming over if not to fuck? Just tell her to grab a coffee round the corner til youre free or tell the prosy to come a bit later

Larry from accounting

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Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 18:24:52 No.20383886 Report

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>>20383883
Her friend is bringing her up when I didn’t ask and I ordered a prostitute. Two different problems. On one hand I could have a prostitute atm she shows up, on the other hand her friend may be into lesbianism. On the other hand I could get murdered 3 times today.

Larry from accounting

Larry from accounting Sun 26 May 2024 18:27:39 No.20383887 Report

Quoted By: >>20384399

>>20383885
I’m not sure, probably just to suck the rest of my life I have in me. That’s why I ordered a prostitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nBreVJmg Sun 26 May 2024 18:34:50 No.20384381 Report

Quoted By: >>20384383

>>20383870
You just said the word "gyros" with no context dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID://QADGDV Sun 26 May 2024 18:35:15 No.20384383 Report

Quoted By:

>>20384381
Gyros?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I3NXXBrq Sun 26 May 2024 18:42:38 No.20384399 Report

Quoted By:

>>20383887
Lol keep us updated on the shitshow

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