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My old neighbor had a dog that would shit everywhere on the lawn and would never pick it up. One day I accidentally stepped in the shit and got so pissed off, I picked up a stick and then used that to pick up some of the dog shit, then smeared it on his cars door handles.
Mom later told me how the neighbor asked if they seen any kids playing pranks in the neighborhood lately because he reached for his car door handle and grabbed a wad of dog shit
>uh no, haven't seen any prankster kids mom, feel bad for the neighbor tho!
