>>2045078You see, I have done many minutes of studying and research. It seems that The Gay is not itself a disease, but rather a symptom of something greater. While there are often many simultaneous diseases where this symptom arises, I believe I have been able to isolate it to just one: faggotry. You see, those with The Gay have a larger problem in which they are unaware of how they are supposed to act. As such, they often spread absolute shit until, eventually, The Gay appears. To stop The Gay, we must first end Faggotry. I do not know a way to easily cure Faggotry without the use of leeches, though they often take too much blood and end up spreading Faggotry even more should you reuse them. As such, I recommend regularly changing your leeches. You do not know if one will carry Faggotry to another patient, and that is the last thing we want more of.
