have some respect, old pal.

>be me
>start several companies
>give them all to Elon Musk because he won a chess tournament
>Still beat him at chess 17 times in a row
>he takes to talking about dogecoin
>reveal that I coded it
>break dogecoin
>oh_well.jpg
>some reason it still exists in 2024

All he had to do was stick to a schedule for a few decades and my gifts made him the richest man on Earth.

>tfw I would have more money than him if I didn't misplace my banking information after a suicide attempt that caused brain damage and memory loss

Life is really unusual. I'm feeling rather free, considering I don't have any obligations. Wish I had a wife and kids. I want to respectfully assert myself as a positive role model in my own home.

tl;dr - I invented bitcoin and money is worthless. People need to act civil. Especially at work.