What happens if you either cannot or do not want to pay for a funeral after a relative dies? Fuck that noise, when you're dead you're dead to me. And this is an entirely jewed -out industry (coffins embalming burial plots etc) Can you just sign over the body to the hospital? Does the hospital charge you for the inconvenience? What's the cheapest way to go about this, either out of spite or just to not waste money on the dead?