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A typical Indian

>Shits in his designated shitting street

>Has owned more phones than he has toilets

>Still uses a phone with a keypad

>Drinks water from the river

>Hangs his laundry outside to dry
>Eats contaminated food
>Gets diarrhea twice a week
>Destroys twitter feeds and YouTube comment sections with scam links
>Owns a moped or a motorcycle
>Drinks spoiled milk with rats
>Has a fetish for cows
>Curry
>Lives with his extended family in a 2 bedroom house (If he's lucky, he'll have a bathroom)
>Watches American porn at 0.5 mbps
>Primarily uses Whatsapp, Facebook, and Kik
>Asks white western women on the internet for pics of bobs and vagana
>Takes showers once a week
>Cleans or brushes teeth only on special occasions
>Studies computer science
>Works at or has worked at a call center
>Wants to apply for a work visa to work in a western country
>Dreams of having a white wife
>Makes cringy, poorly edited photoshop edits
>Uses meme hashtags in his selfie posts
>Wears shirt unbuttoned at the top exposing chest hair
>Wears sunglasses
>Wears brands like Gap and Old Navy
>Only has sandals for footwear
>Currently has a mustache
>Treats western tourists like gods
>Begs western tourists for donations
>Says things like "India superpower 2030"
>Uses the emoji with sunglasses repetitively
>Doesn't seem to grasp the fact that no one in the western world cares about India
>Talks about India’s “advanced” space program
>Boasts that Indians created the wheel and discovered water on the moon
>Makes fun of westerners for using toilet paper
>Blames the British for why their country is shit
>Thinks Pakistan is the #1 threat to the world
>Idolizes people like Steve Jobs, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos to an extreme degree
>Tells you he wants to fuck your mum
>Desperately wants to be included
>Has a 4 inch dick