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Quoted By: >>2057530
>Be straight, white, male intern in multicultural hipster town
>Last day of work for the summer
>Finish labor
>Decide to eat at the local cafe
>Order sandwich
>Waitress asks for my name... again
>This serving wench has taken my orders for the past three months and she still doesn't remember my name
>Jokingly say "Adolf"
>She says "that's not your real name"
>Giggle and say my actual name
>Pay
>Wait for my sandwich
>Get sandwich
>Manager walks up to me
>He gives me a lecture on how it is not okay to make offensive jokes
>Ask him what he means by this
>Manager presents me with the slip that has my order
>It has both "Adolf" and my name as the recipients
>Why the hell would she write Adolf down if she knew it was not my name?
>Why wouldn't she just scribble it out?
>Tell manager "I understand. I won't do it again"
>Take sandwich
>Everyone in the kitchen is giving me death glares
>Even the bearded lady, the future school shooter, the neurotic Indian girl, and the obese black guy
>Walk out slowly, expecting to be punched
>Walk out safely
>Sit on park bench
>Inspect sandwich
>Looks Good
>Eat
>Go home, which is in a different town
>Don't feel sick for the rest of the week
>MFW I'm still okay
On a scale from Airsoft BB to 0.50 BMG Caliber, how much of a bullet did I dodge?
>Last day of work for the summer
>Finish labor
>Decide to eat at the local cafe
>Order sandwich
>Waitress asks for my name... again
>This serving wench has taken my orders for the past three months and she still doesn't remember my name
>Jokingly say "Adolf"
>She says "that's not your real name"
>Giggle and say my actual name
>Pay
>Wait for my sandwich
>Get sandwich
>Manager walks up to me
>He gives me a lecture on how it is not okay to make offensive jokes
>Ask him what he means by this
>Manager presents me with the slip that has my order
>It has both "Adolf" and my name as the recipients
>Why the hell would she write Adolf down if she knew it was not my name?
>Why wouldn't she just scribble it out?
>Tell manager "I understand. I won't do it again"
>Take sandwich
>Everyone in the kitchen is giving me death glares
>Even the bearded lady, the future school shooter, the neurotic Indian girl, and the obese black guy
>Walk out slowly, expecting to be punched
>Walk out safely
>Sit on park bench
>Inspect sandwich
>Looks Good
>Eat
>Go home, which is in a different town
>Don't feel sick for the rest of the week
>MFW I'm still okay
On a scale from Airsoft BB to 0.50 BMG Caliber, how much of a bullet did I dodge?
