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>be me
>Bouncer in training
>get trained by 6´1 Chad who has an 8 pack and could probably crush someones head between his biceps and trapezius
>working one night when chad tells me about the time he wrestled a dog
>5´1 Manlet comes up to us with his 5´8 5/10 gf behind him
>they both wear tracksuits (his adidas, hers Gucci, both fake) and fake gold jewelry
>Manlet yells at chad how he had to wait in line (line was like 10 minute wait) and how he deserves more respect
>Chad looks at malet while is yapping and then calmly asks him for his ID
>Manlet looks pissed but cooperates
>Chad looks at the ID and says: "Yeah i cant let you in. This ID is obviously fake."
>Manlet: "What are you even talking about. That´s my ID. It says my name right there."
>Chad: "Yeah, no this says your 24 years old when i can very obviously tell your only 15"
>at this point the Manlet goes into goblin mode and tries to fight Chad and is only held back by his girlfriend
>after a while, he breaks loose and runs at Chad
>Chad punches him with his left elbow and sends him flying straight into the wall
>Manlet is weeping and grunting because of the pain
>Chad tells them to leave and they do, but not without the Manlet spitting out a piece of tooth that broke of
>Chad is unphased and just goes back to telling me the Dog Story
One day, i want to be like him.
>Bouncer in training
>get trained by 6´1 Chad who has an 8 pack and could probably crush someones head between his biceps and trapezius
>working one night when chad tells me about the time he wrestled a dog
>5´1 Manlet comes up to us with his 5´8 5/10 gf behind him
>they both wear tracksuits (his adidas, hers Gucci, both fake) and fake gold jewelry
>Manlet yells at chad how he had to wait in line (line was like 10 minute wait) and how he deserves more respect
>Chad looks at malet while is yapping and then calmly asks him for his ID
>Manlet looks pissed but cooperates
>Chad looks at the ID and says: "Yeah i cant let you in. This ID is obviously fake."
>Manlet: "What are you even talking about. That´s my ID. It says my name right there."
>Chad: "Yeah, no this says your 24 years old when i can very obviously tell your only 15"
>at this point the Manlet goes into goblin mode and tries to fight Chad and is only held back by his girlfriend
>after a while, he breaks loose and runs at Chad
>Chad punches him with his left elbow and sends him flying straight into the wall
>Manlet is weeping and grunting because of the pain
>Chad tells them to leave and they do, but not without the Manlet spitting out a piece of tooth that broke of
>Chad is unphased and just goes back to telling me the Dog Story
One day, i want to be like him.
