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Quoted By: >>2062467
>be american
>consume tonnes of government subsidised high fructose corn syrup every year
>get fat
>get shot
>bullet bounces off your fat
>laugh at nigger cop that shoots you
>he shoots you again
>complain about the $5 per hour you get paid at your shitty waiting job, complain loudly that you are LGBT and it's discrimination that your customer didn't leave a 70% tip
>he shoots you again
>tip coon cop $50,000 for shooting you 3 times and call him a racist
>live in
THE LAND OF THE FREE
>consume tonnes of government subsidised high fructose corn syrup every year
>get fat
>get shot
>bullet bounces off your fat
>laugh at nigger cop that shoots you
>he shoots you again
>complain about the $5 per hour you get paid at your shitty waiting job, complain loudly that you are LGBT and it's discrimination that your customer didn't leave a 70% tip
>he shoots you again
>tip coon cop $50,000 for shooting you 3 times and call him a racist
>live in
THE LAND OF THE FREE
