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Greetings fellow Leafs and other 3rd worlders
I just thought I'd share that I have unlocked the secret to 99% off groceries in Leafland. I have used this tactic on several occasions to great effect saving and even earning myself thousands of dollars in the past few months alone. There are just a few simple, easy steps
>Acquire clown costumes with mask. Other costumes work too clown costumes are just cheap and plentiful. Make sure you can run pretty good in it.
>Stash bicycle near grocery store
>Walk into grocery store, bring in reusable shopping bags
>Grab baskets, fill to brim. After full start transferring items to bags while making way to exit
>Acquire shopping cart (I usually grab a full one from somebody busy looking at something if possible but empties are OK too)
>Approach exit swiftly. They'll have some pathetic wagie waiting in the door knowing what you are up to sometimes
>If applicable, honk clown nose twice, charge up, and proceed to a full sprint while steering the cart in front of you directly at the wagie making tenacious pace your prime directive. Look them in the eye, utter no sound, proceed forward at directed pace. Do not stop or relent. The cart will do the work for you.
>The wagie has almost always dodged in my experience, and you can load up really quick on a few random items in the cart once you're in the parking lot
>Run like hell to stashed bike
>Shed clown costume, fill backpack(s) with as much groceries you can
>Leave clown costume, extra groceries and bags behind and disappear into the ether with your newly acquired groceries.
Pic related is my last haul. The clown costume only ran me 5 bucks because I stocked up last Halloween.
Imagine eating this good for 5 bucks on welfare nigga. I don't even go to the food bank anymore. Not even to donate.
Anyways share your tips for shopping and saving money in Canada specifically but also the world over generally if it also applies.
I just thought I'd share that I have unlocked the secret to 99% off groceries in Leafland. I have used this tactic on several occasions to great effect saving and even earning myself thousands of dollars in the past few months alone. There are just a few simple, easy steps
>Acquire clown costumes with mask. Other costumes work too clown costumes are just cheap and plentiful. Make sure you can run pretty good in it.
>Stash bicycle near grocery store
>Walk into grocery store, bring in reusable shopping bags
>Grab baskets, fill to brim. After full start transferring items to bags while making way to exit
>Acquire shopping cart (I usually grab a full one from somebody busy looking at something if possible but empties are OK too)
>Approach exit swiftly. They'll have some pathetic wagie waiting in the door knowing what you are up to sometimes
>If applicable, honk clown nose twice, charge up, and proceed to a full sprint while steering the cart in front of you directly at the wagie making tenacious pace your prime directive. Look them in the eye, utter no sound, proceed forward at directed pace. Do not stop or relent. The cart will do the work for you.
>The wagie has almost always dodged in my experience, and you can load up really quick on a few random items in the cart once you're in the parking lot
>Run like hell to stashed bike
>Shed clown costume, fill backpack(s) with as much groceries you can
>Leave clown costume, extra groceries and bags behind and disappear into the ether with your newly acquired groceries.
Pic related is my last haul. The clown costume only ran me 5 bucks because I stocked up last Halloween.
Imagine eating this good for 5 bucks on welfare nigga. I don't even go to the food bank anymore. Not even to donate.
Anyways share your tips for shopping and saving money in Canada specifically but also the world over generally if it also applies.
