Tell us about your oneitis, anon. Who's that special girl you've been crushing on?

>be a white esl sexpat guy, fend off packs of female seamonkeys on a daily basis
>currently spending the month in saigon for business, yeah im a pretty cool and important guy
>hotel is across the street from a university, so im constantly being approached by sexually ambitious college students
>but the cutest girl in the whole neighborhood is just a waitress at the nearby noodle restaurant
>go eat there two times a day just to look at her, noodles are pretty damn good too
>always catches me staring and looks at me like "i know what youre thinking, disgusting esl sexpat guy"
>ask her name and invite her to meet me for coffee after work
>"i need time for myself, sir"
>quickly runs off
>doesnt serve me for five days after that, instead a male server always comes
>i guess she complained about me in the kitchen, probably laughed at my shitty vietnamese too
>starts serving me again today
>when its time to get the bill i call her by name
>she doesnt answer
>call her by the ambiguous pronoun for a younger woman
>now she answers

WHY DONT YOU WANT ME DONT YOU KNOW I CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN I WANT YOU FUCKING BITCH ;_; I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR WHOLE FAMILY COMBINED AND I LOOK LIKE AN ADONIS CARVED FROM WHITE MARBLE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU