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Anonymous ID:mVioqhhT Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:09:03 No.2064096 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2064109

>be Canadian
>get lost in winter
>die

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Anonymous ID:6Lyb7VU8 Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:11:20 No.2064109 Report

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>>2064096
>be sandwich
>get eaten

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Anonymous ID:f5/a+guw Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:15:02 No.2064121 Report

Quoted By: >>2064128

>be leaf
>sucked up by leaf blower
>die

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Anonymous ID:wvDn1wyu Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:15:13 No.2064122 Report

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>be canadian
>toast in epic bred :DD

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Anonymous ID:AmUUP8XP Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:15:52 No.2064126 Report

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>Be Norwegian
>:DDDD

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Anonymous ID:O82ogSpV Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:16:17 No.2064128 Report

Quoted By: >>2064156 >>2064196

>>2064121
>>sucked up by leaf blower
>Sucked
>Blower
Silly American

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!C.PTrIpFag ID:2RTaW5n/ Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:18:23 No.2064140 Report

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>be mexican
>make tacos of everything

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Anonymous ID:EFt21DGC Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:20:11 No.2064156 Report

Quoted By: >>2064160

>>2064128
>his leaf blower doesn't have a Suck option.

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Anonymous ID:O82ogSpV Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:20:42 No.2064160 Report

Quoted By: >>2064174 >>2064196

>>2064156
>Having a leaf blower

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Anonymous ID:EFt21DGC Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:22:14 No.2064174 Report

Quoted By: >>2064189

>>2064160
>not having a leaf handjober.

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Anonymous ID:l7t/7Ih0 Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:23:13 No.2064181 Report

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>He can't survive -30 degrees Celsius

Fucking manchildren, I used to go outside and burn the logs at -35, -45 with the windchill

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Anonymous ID:O82ogSpV Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:24:29 No.2064189 Report

Quoted By: >>2064196

>>2064174
Im trapped in eternal winter my trees dont have leafs

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Anonymous ID:JioaPTek Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:25:45 No.2064196 Report

Quoted By: >>2064217 >>2064223

>>2064128
>>2064160
>>2064189
>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

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Anonymous ID:O82ogSpV Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:29:31 No.2064217 Report

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>>2064196
Must i resort to
>Be American
>Get shot

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Anonymous ID:wvDn1wyu Tue 05 Sep 2017 16:30:08 No.2064223 Report

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>>2064196
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out

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