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I approach women using only the most subtle techniques i have learned from all of my japanese mangas.
first you walk by the girl acting completely oblivious to her pressence, but just before you walk past, BOOM you trip and fall all over her, knocking her down and absolutely destroying anything she was holding at the time.
Now here's where the tricky part comes in. when you are falling you have to make sure that you grab her tits, but make it look like an accident, AND you have to make sure you don't break her ribs when you knock her over either.
once on the ground you apologize profusely, for falling on her, even though you obviously did this whole thing on purpose. you then look down and "realize" that you are grabbing some titties, and you freak out as if that wasn't the entire objective of this charade.
follow these steps carefully and you will have 5 girlfriends in a week, guaranteed.
