>be me
>finished school in 2022
>get invited to reunion party last week
>really dont want to go
>go anyway because the alternative would be sitting at home and watching YouTube for 10hrs
>meet the old gang again
>there is the ftm transsexual retard who makes a living of scaring children with a mask in a themepark
>there is the balding twink turned crypto bro who pulled up in a Tesla that had the logo of a carsharing service on its windshield
>there is the athletic nature boy who had a bright future turned stoner hippie faggot by his now girlfriend
>literallytheonlybasedpersonthere.mp4
>see my ex girlfriend
>go talk to her
>she is standing next to a smaller person
>had a short moment of thinking it was my son she never told me about
>realized it could not be, because he looked older than 4 years old
>turns out its her new boyfriend
>he is 156cm, Brown hair, Brown eyes, pale skin, stains on his flannel shirt
>"maybe she has turned full pedo mode after i left her"
>hes 27
>"ok maybe hes rich"
>turns out he lives in a van (not one of those coole ones but an actual shitty 2009 VW with a broken windshield)
>"ok maybe hes interesting"
>He proceedes to talk about his left wing podcast and women rights for the next 15 minutes

How the fuck does this absolute low testo manlett land a 8.5/10 like my ex. I know im not a dreamy prince but at least i have a stable job, actual hobbies, a car that is not my Apartment and an Apartment that is not my car. seriously, i am flabergasted