>Brother does DNA test
>24% jewish (10% sephardi, 6% mizrahi 6% ashkenazim, 2% teimanim)

I mean. I don't know how to feel about this. Yes, I know that under the Nuremberg laws I'm considered a second degree mischling at most and I qualify for german citizenship, but I feel so fucking dirty. I always knew because of my semitic appearance I might have some jewish ancestry but I didn't expect it to be THIS much
Should I fucking kill my self? Should I completely forget about having children?
I don't even think I can use this as a loicense to be anti semitic in public
Just fuck me sideways

Please tell me there might be some overlap between the different jewish groups and that I'm actually not that jewish