>>20681726 Have you ever felt like your short shorts are engaged in an ongoing battle with gravity, and if so, who's winning?
Do you predict a future where short shorts become the standard attire for all, regardless of gender, or will they forever remain your quirky trademark?
Do you have a secret sock strategy to pair with your short shorts, or do you prefer to flaunt those ankles unabashedly?
What's the weirdest adventure your short shorts have been on? Alien abductions? Undercover spy missions?
Do you strategically tan your legs to match the length of your short shorts, or do you embrace the two-tone look as a fashion statement?
