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Anonymous ID:3HAlfpj1 Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:01:48 No.2071855 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2071861 >>2071872 >>2072126 >>2072130 >>2072136 >>2072142 >>2072190 >>2072204 >>2072212 >>2072315 >>2072549 >>2072582 >>2073502 >>2073518

>Knock on your door
>Hear "Open up, Police!"

Quick anon you got to think fast.
What do?

Sven the cuck

Sven the cuck ID:WQa4ioen Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:03:05 No.2071861 Report

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>>2071855
Swallow all the illegals that can be swallowed and flush my anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a1sMcFXn Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:03:36 No.2071866 Report

Quoted By: >>2072626

open the door

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PT4e8kjq Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:06:09 No.2071872 Report

Quoted By: >>2071900

>>2071855
>police breach door
>enter house to see a life-sized diorama of my front yard, porch and front door
>breach that door
>enter another diorama
hopefully having them breach a half-dozen front doors will buy me enough time to escape through the half-dozen back doors on the other side of the house.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3HAlfpj1 Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:10:54 No.2071900 Report

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>>2071872
I like this

Lets hope they don't decide to just go through the walls instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:uJ6afGYE Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:18:08 No.2071941 Report

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first thing is destroy my HD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sazMqQgd Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:23:19 No.2071968 Report

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Swipe magnets on my hard drives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8H9GtlU9 Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:27:30 No.2071998 Report

Quoted By: >>2072015

ball gag my hostages and hide them in the bitch bunker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sazMqQgd Wed 06 Sep 2017 06:31:12 No.2072015 Report

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>>2071998
I never knew a preschool had a bitch bunker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ySV2qZYc Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:00:30 No.2072126 Report

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>>2071855
Put the facebook memes into the recycling bin.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+rdIFMNW Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:01:36 No.2072130 Report

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>>2071855
bald guy looks afraid

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:veQw3eol Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:02:46 No.2072136 Report

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>>2071855

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0TWE8pyF Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:04:37 No.2072142 Report

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>>2071855
rush them with a fork and spoon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lp64SXG5 Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:05:51 No.2072144 Report

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quickly toss my unlicensed butterknives

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dQ/pGY70 Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:18:23 No.2072190 Report

Quoted By: >>2072204

>>2071855
I open up calmly because I'd know that I didn't do anything wrong.

calle CALLE !!pJ+9l+5nCN5

calle CALLE !!pJ+9l+5nCN5 ID:unuQXbzk Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:21:21 No.2072204 Report

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>>2072190
that's not a guarantee for anything in roachland
>>2071855
i kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1FbgiUkK Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:22:43 No.2072212 Report

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>>2071855
Eat all muh cannabis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wkOkZM3i Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:33:24 No.2072255 Report

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Stand right in front of the door so they kill me when they breach it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9mSYZa4x Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:35:51 No.2072268 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pueyzqRz Wed 06 Sep 2017 07:46:26 No.2072315 Report

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>>2071855
you're a sight for sore eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzJCOu9o Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:12:48 No.2072406 Report

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Tell them my dad downloaded all the pizza vids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lO64s6vW Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:45:44 No.2072549 Report

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>>2071855
Pretend I'm not home and hide. Works everytime.

!ANoNYmoUZY

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!ANoNYmoUZY ID:3w+eXuDY Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:54:03 No.2072582 Report

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>>2071855
Cmd delete all lolis.
Hack pentagon delete all their CP
magnitize all hdds.
Activate code red.
Set explosions
Plant a fake body.
Run like the yew through the sewers

Craig

Craig ID:MsQfFASS Wed 06 Sep 2017 08:58:01 No.2072603 Report

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Knock on the other side of the door and demand that they open up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOO8cSgi Wed 06 Sep 2017 09:06:51 No.2072626 Report

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>>2071866
Get on the floor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fIalYUJi Wed 06 Sep 2017 09:10:39 No.2072633 Report

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Joke's on you, I have no door

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:onCRdg7P Wed 06 Sep 2017 10:31:53 No.2072973 Report

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>cops burst in
>see me on /bant/
>they start laughing at how much I look like a tard by being on /bant
>as they leave laughing hysterically one turns around to call me a pussy which prompts even more laughter from his fellow officers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I8uagXwp Wed 06 Sep 2017 10:42:39 No.2073015 Report

Quoted By: >>2073514

>gets a knock
>says it's the police
>open the door for them
>finds nothing
>tfw you have an offshore Swiss server that's hosting your 20 TB loli collection
>tfw the cloud saved your ass
>tfw you can access your loli collection anytime, anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XUu5H3kS Wed 06 Sep 2017 11:14:42 No.2073502 Report

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>>2071855
>"Open up, Police!"
Respond "I'm not Police, my name's anon. Try the guy next door."
ezpz

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7HqSFYLi Wed 06 Sep 2017 11:16:18 No.2073514 Report

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>>2073015
Not anymore, I got my eye on you, you filthy pedo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gQOgQDlz Wed 06 Sep 2017 11:16:40 No.2073518 Report

Quoted By: >>2073560

>>2071855
I'd let them break down the door and hopefully recreate this pic with me and a police officer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8H9GtlU9 Wed 06 Sep 2017 11:23:15 No.2073558 Report

Quoted By: >>2073560

why is that elf circumcising a wooden penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8H9GtlU9 Wed 06 Sep 2017 11:23:34 No.2073560 Report

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>>2073558
mean for>>2073518

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