...Could that who I think it is, up on that there ridge? Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!
