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>she was uncomfortable before, thanks to your instistence of her feasting on mc'donalds, but she is horrified now. you were wierd.... but she didn't know you were autistic.................... >you shit yourself literally, figurativelty, quantumly, niggeratively, and actually. She leaves applebee's. >the manager comes up. she is kind of cute, you notice, not chubby like your date, and dressed nice (its because she's working) >you groan. "heh" you say, "sorry for the mess, I just had to BTFO that obese roastie.... heh, we sure showed herr, right?
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>>2073044 >BPPTPRLLTRRRTRTRRTTTTTT goes your loose anus, pummeled by so many discord randoms. poopy goes EVERYWHERE "OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT, SHITLORD" manager shouts
>the tazer hit you, and loosens your bowels. Remember that scene from alien, when the creature bursts out of that guy's chest? well imagine that, but instead of an alien, its a niagara falls of shit, and instead of coming out your chest, it's coming out your anus >BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *everyone in the room is flooded by fecal matter, it reaches the street*
>”heh…… nothing personnel, kid.” >you spot your date in a cheap korean restaurant nearby…. koreans have taken position on the roof (they saw the shit and thought it was niggers) but do not notice you as you approach. you find your date, still recovering from the taco bell, nervously eating shitty north korean food (its raccoon, squirrel, and human (nigger human and homeless though) >”heh…. so now…… uhuhuhqh… you’ve seen my true power…… *PLFRRRTTTT* she can’t help but let out a nervous fart
>Do I know you? Anonymous
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>>2073058 >the smell wafting from your ass has brought in the fire department. the people inside the restaurant think a sarin gas attack is going on outside. you are ignorant of this, because of the autism. >”We matched…. on E-Harmony….. and OK CUPid…. and Tinder…. i have a lot of profiles… you see, it is hard for me to meet women, i browse 4chan…. >”What?” she is pretending she doesn’t recognize you… beta lords have congregate to form a wall between you and her… comfortable, she unzips her pants to let out the pressure… BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRAARRRRROOOOOOOOORRRRRROORRLWLWLLLWLWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Anonymous
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>>2073370 >to you, this is some sort of mating call… you spread your ass cheeks through your pants and try to fart BBARAROSDFMOAAAARATLSLRSLTAARS:LSSLLTLTSLLSLTLLSTSRSR:S:S:T:S:TS:T:S:TST:S:TS::TST:S:TS:TSRAR:A:R:ST:S:TRALLLSLTSLLTALRJAFNARALRLSLSLLSLSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSTLTLTLTLLLTLTLTLTLLTLTLSLSLLSLSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>it is like a shit sprinkler, indescriminatley spraying shit everywhere. your date trembles, and hides behind a table. the police are nearing you now, they have your 4chan laptop… >”sempai” you say towards the hordes of cops. the cops are trying to figure out if an autistic person got out of the pens or not. “senpai,” you say, “you told me never to go all out. but i am going all out Anonymous
No it actually went like this>ask her out >eww no fuck off creep
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>>2073542 hahaha canadians can't even fuck their own women
is there anything that shithole country is good for?
