ITT: we continue writing a letter to Putin, one word at a time.

What we got so far:

Dear Monke Bunker God,

I... I Israel. You cigan. Internet was coping fail. Bakhmut shoah'd my nuke. Goerknonkgr nuts banana. Bogged Chechens for everyone! White bass though calamites skibidi banan. Mongoloid slav(e)s, fentanyl and Hohols going