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Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Tue 16 Jul 2024 22:57:51 No.20784312 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20784320 >>20784333 >>20784334 >>20784618 >>20787515 >>20788821

I am so drunk I might just fuck myself with a cucumber
(cucumber pictured is not my fucktoy; it is just one I found on google)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A7o3n3Yu Tue 16 Jul 2024 22:59:12 No.20784320 Report

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>>20784312
waiting for a pic face down ass up with cucumber in it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QO8EYPzq Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:01:06 No.20784333 Report

Quoted By: >>20784860

>>20784312
you'll lose it inside your asshole retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2Sbuv6oU Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:01:15 No.20784334 Report

Quoted By: >>20784626

>>20784312
Don’t dishonor your ancestors Anon. God wants you to be a warrior not a sissy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvrSLF+b Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:02:22 No.20784344 Report

Quoted By: >>20784860

You hole will be stretched and never recover

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:L2vgSwlN Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:35:28 No.20784618 Report

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>>20784312
Yeah maybe don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RfVBmJTV Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:38:04 No.20784626 Report

Quoted By: >>20784653 >>20784688

>>20784334
god isn't real, and ancestors honor isn't my prerogative.
I am good for just two things. Fighting, and fucking. Ancestor's honor or not won't change that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EvrSLF+b Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:46:20 No.20784653 Report

Quoted By: >>20784860

>>20784626
Don't destroy your anus for a few minutes of inmensurable bliss. It's not worth it. You ass will never recover.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8wNbfwxY Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:47:47 No.20784660 Report

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Yeah go fuck yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OHBIFm2f Tue 16 Jul 2024 23:53:05 No.20784688 Report

Quoted By: >>20784887

>>20784626
Kill all atheists. You're time will come when the government realizes you're bad for society.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4qnXEm/h Wed 17 Jul 2024 00:16:06 No.20784860 Report

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>>20784333
>>20784344
>>20784344
>>20784653
Don't listen to these dorks. You can pleasure yourself with a cucumber wrapped in a condom and then eat it with a salad afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RfVBmJTV Wed 17 Jul 2024 00:26:25 No.20784887 Report

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>>20784688
you'll have to kill me yourself, cultist. go back to playing grab ass with the jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Wed 17 Jul 2024 10:55:16 No.20787143 Report

Quoted By: >>20787488

OP here
thanik you all for your support
FYI, I didn't actually end up shoving the cucumber up my asshole
although I am very drunk today also, I might just do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZySF+1ZA Wed 17 Jul 2024 11:33:04 No.20787488 Report

Quoted By: >>20788626

>>20787143
Imagine it break in your ass lmao

*plock*

blackmagic

blackmagic ID:4N/yoy/z Wed 17 Jul 2024 11:59:49 No.20787515 Report

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>>20784312
i've drunk half a litre of rum and 3 beers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IEQpfA528M&t=39s&pp=ygUcbGltcCBiaXpraXQgYmVoaW5kIGJsdWUgZXllcw%3D%3D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Wed 17 Jul 2024 15:57:09 No.20788626 Report

Quoted By: >>20788672

>>20787488
I don't think I'm going to fuck myself with it at all so I cannot break it inside me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XpocLxDR Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:07:22 No.20788672 Report

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>>20788626
make a nice meal out of the cucumber instead :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:28:38 No.20788756 Report

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PART 2
Hi everybody
I did not fuck myself with the cucumber yet but I going to the story rn and buy myself another bottle of whiskey. Maybe this will make my mind change. I'll keep you all ajour

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GfsNeHaM Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:29:16 No.20788759 Report

Quoted By: >>20788771

Record fucking it
Then give the cucumber to a homeless nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:32:18 No.20788771 Report

Quoted By: >>20788782

I really don't want to fuck myself with a cucumber, but I feel it might be the only right thing to do

>>20788759 not many homeless black people in denmark

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XLhSTmsv Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:34:11 No.20788778 Report

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Do it a tell us how it was

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GfsNeHaM Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:35:43 No.20788782 Report

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>>20788771
Then give it to one that looks most poor or ethnic
or if u dont want to fuck it, jerk off and cover the cucumber in cum, let it dry or give it still with raw jizz, depends on you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81K9pmUY Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:48:43 No.20788821 Report

Quoted By: >>20788828 >>20788877

>>20784312
Fucks wrong with you fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dlyKdr4V Wed 17 Jul 2024 16:50:25 No.20788828 Report

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>>20788821
bro you're literally from malaysia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GfsNeHaM Wed 17 Jul 2024 17:04:25 No.20788877 Report

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>>20788821
Do it greenlander please
it would be /bant/ win

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lwkehn7h Wed 17 Jul 2024 17:06:34 No.20788892 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QO8EYPzq Wed 17 Jul 2024 22:28:27 No.20791283 Report

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>>20788892
poor dog

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