"Death to the West," comrade Stalin murmured, his voice a sinister echo that still lingers in the minds of leftist apologists. It's hilarious how people still worship this guy and his commie cronies who murdered millions. But hey, let’s glorify the ideology that brought us gulags, breadlines, and mass surveillance, right?
Look around, you blind sheeple! Ever notice how every failed state is a socialist "utopia"? Venezuela, North Korea, Cuba—all shining examples of how to ruin a country. Meanwhile, we have woke SJWs whining about capitalism from their iPhones while sipping $7 lattes. Irony much?
And don't get me started on academia. Our universities are infested with Marxist professors brainwashing kids into hating the very freedom that lets them spout their nonsense. These clowns think "free speech" means "agree with me or else."
Let’s talk history, kids. Remember the Berlin Wall? Built by communists to keep people in, not out. Why? Because no one in their right mind wants to stay in a communist hellhole unless they’re forced to. But sure, let's pretend communism just hasn’t been “done right” yet. Spoiler: It’s been done right, and it’s always a disaster.
Oh, and all those precious “free” services the socialists promise? Guess what? You pay for them with your freedom and your soul. Big Brother isn't just a dystopian fantasy; it’s the endgame of every commie regime.
So, keep chanting your red slogans and waving your hammer-and-sickle flags, comrades. Just know you're rooting for an ideology that's less about equality and more about equally shared misery. Meanwhile, I'll be here in the free world, enjoying the prosperity that capitalism brings, while you all fantasize about your worker’s paradise that’ll never come.
Stay triggered, lefties.