Holy shit dudes, I think I met the love of my life. I just walked into a convenience store and I’m not the most normalfag looking person in the world, but I’m also not some ugly incel faggot. There’s this cute girl who works the register some nights and me and her sometimes just joke around. I’m mid-30s, her early-20s. Well, I just went in and she was randomly asked me “what’s the weirdest thing you’re willing to admit about yourself right now”. I straight up told her, “I’ve had a buttplug in my ass for the last 7 hours”. Immediately her jaw dropped and said, “we need to hang out sometime” and gave me her number. We’re going out to dinner.

Turns out being a weird faggot is better helps us 1987 boomers pick up zoomer chicks while the zoomer baby boys are whining about pseudo-politics. I’ll keep impregnating younger females while you incels hope being based and redpilled will get you a date. I’m gonna plow this skinny blonde white girl while you hope for some fatty runoff trailer trash.