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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:01:51 No.20818543 View View Reply Original Report

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is this the solution to make zoomers and niggers read books?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:09:23 No.20818544 Report

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If you run old books through AI slop they'll all be censored and take on the same sterile, corporate lexicon. They were already doing it by hand but AI made it a million times easier.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:13:33 No.20818545 Report

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>>475056116

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:14:12 No.20818546 Report

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Gatsby is a hard book? It’s 1920s holiday fiction.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:15:00 No.20818547 Report

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This is obviously a joke retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:16:13 No.20818548 Report

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>>20818547
Is it? I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m guessing most people in America today can’t read for shit

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:21:56 No.20818549 Report

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>>20818548
The UK functional illiteracy is 10% higher than the US', despite the fact "we" read like 10x more books than you.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:22:36 No.20818550 Report

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>>20818545
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:25:35 No.20818551 Report

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>>20818543
hi hello why do we need niggers and why do we need them to read?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:26:14 No.20818552 Report

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>>20818549
if you count spanish as literate

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:28:24 No.20818553 Report

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>>20818543
There is literally only one book in existence that is worth reading. It’s The Holy Bible. Anything else is a waste of time and does nothing for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:33:07 No.20818554 Report

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>>20818549
You guys have to read more because your weather is ass and being outside sucks in the UK.

We read less because we’re always stuck in traffic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:34:27 No.20818555 Report

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>>20818552
I do. When it comes down to it, like a third of Muslim migrants here are illiterate in their own language let alone English. Spanish is at least a European language. Arabic language is gutteral alien moon runes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:36:54 No.20818556 Report

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>>20818553
No. Jesus said to sell clothes to buy sword. That means metallurgy is valued by Jesus. As I imagine water filtration. And agriculture since it would be wrong to force a Jesus to multiply food rather than the proper continual great work of providing for yourselves and community. Translated to modern times Jesus would be teaching drone making classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:38:36 No.20818557 Report

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>>20818556
Yes Jesus would totally be teaching drone making classes, I remember that passage from the Bible, making exploitable war machines was the most important of all Jesus teachings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 13:41:03 No.20818558 Report

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>>20818553
Israel is our greatest ally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:06:36 No.20818559 Report

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>>20818543
Books are just an information medium. It's not like all of it is true, it's as flawed as all the modern information mediums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:07:08 No.20818560 Report

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>>20818553
That includes the bible. lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:28:22 No.20818561 Report

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Audiobooks are just more comfy anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:45:19 No.20818562 Report

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>>20818544
They did the same shit to tame goosebumps without telling the author. I don't recall anything objectionable about Dahl's books and as a young kid I read most of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:46:29 No.20818563 Report

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>>20818548
Sure, but the second post about censoring children's books isn't a joke and has been done to many authors works now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:47:59 No.20818564 Report

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>>20818549
Most Americans don't read for pleasure though. An actual citizen here has to be literate here because the government only officially communicates by text. Mail and worryingly increasingly electronically

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:48:25 No.20818565 Report

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>>20818562

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:49:07 No.20818566 Report

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>>20818543
LOL maximize your reading potential by doubling down on being a retard!

How quintessentially American.

This is just another sign society has collapsed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:50:52 No.20818567 Report

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>>20818565
The original is not objectionable. Describing extremes is not offensive. Adventure requires things getting extreme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:51:54 No.20818568 Report

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>>20818543
You don't improve if you don't challenge yourself. It's that simple. The goal isn't to finish the book.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:51:55 No.20818569 Report

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>>20818567
No shit
This is what insanity looks like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:52:36 No.20818570 Report

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>>20818565
Ar least there's this
>Dahl's publishers in the United States, France, and the Netherlands announced they had declined to incorporate the changes altogether.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:52:44 No.20818571 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:55:16 No.20818572 Report

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>>20818569
>>20818571
When future generations study history, assuming our retarded species survives it's own stupidity, they'll think those living in these times were drunk, high, and fucked in the head non-stop for multiple generations - as demonstrated by our literature and "art".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:56:29 No.20818573 Report

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>>20818569
Sweet baby Inc. wormed it's way into nintendo and square Enix, the same removal of all refences to crazy and mad under the guise of offending mental illness has been done. That paper Mario remaster was fucked because of it. Plus, a sister finding herself after being ostracized for being different is apparently now a tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 14:57:39 No.20818574 Report

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>>20818543
>dad
Found a problem for one of those groups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:03:54 No.20818575 Report

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>>20818544
not just the censorship, but the descriptive language meant to make you think and imagine and visualize what you are reading, that will be gone as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:08:30 No.20818576 Report

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>>20818551
Once a pack of niggers robbed my apartment and stole nothing! I was a poor college kids and had nothing but an old shitty laptop, clothes, and a collection of chomsky foreign policy books! They ransacked through the books, but took nothing! Lol, stupid niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:29:15 No.20818577 Report

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>>20818543
Gangsta books like Monster Cody are popular in Prison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:31:32 No.20818578 Report

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>>20818543
>>20818544
Kek how to reduce an educated middle class into an illiterate wage slave again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:32:12 No.20818579 Report

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>>20818546
Brave New World is much harder. Huxley has a difficult story to keep track of

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:32:56 No.20818580 Report

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>>20818549
But you bongs have at least 10% more illiterate rapefugees

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:34:42 No.20818581 Report

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>>20818556
>the word of God is the sword
You failed the literacy test. The sword was a metaphor not a literal one.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:40:42 No.20818582 Report

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>>20818565
>>20818569
>>20818571

this shit makes my blood boil of anger. Talk about destroying art.

I know they did the same with James and the giant peach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:42:09 No.20818583 Report

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>>20818544
Whew lad thats a mouthful.
>non binary asexual polyamorous relationship anarchist
Burn the witch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:48:38 No.20818584 Report

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>>20818571
>Matilda took the knife she had been eating with
-Removed
Oi mate bin that knife!!

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 15:50:20 No.20818585 Report

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>>20818582

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:12:25 No.20818586 Report

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>>20818558
Inshallah

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:26:24 No.20818587 Report

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>>20818543
Somebody get the passages from 1984 about simplifying language and run those through this app

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:28:15 No.20818588 Report

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>>20818553
>just worship the demiurge responsible for all suffering in the world
>also u go to hell forever if u dont lolz
fuck off christcuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:31:44 No.20818589 Report

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>>20818543
This is actually a very good and promising idea. Not only would it make people more literate, but imagine the kids who open up a copy of Gatsby like this, enjoy it, and then go on later in life to read the "advanced" (original) version. Sure, niggers and zoomers need help reading, but it doesn't hurt to try to promote literacy, nor should we ignore any possible other good outcomes that occur as a result.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:34:41 No.20818590 Report

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>>20818565
>>20818569
>>20818571
Literally all they did was abridge the original text and then rewrite it in simpler English. As if the youth literacy problem isn't bad enough already, these anonymous desk jockeys whose names will never see the light of day feel the need to make it worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:36:14 No.20818591 Report

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>>20818579
The rhythm of Brave New World makes it pretty readable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 16:36:25 No.20818592 Report

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>>20818554
>Being outside sucks
If you're a nigger who can't handle a bit of water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:00:03 No.20818593 Report

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>>20818544
>>20818562
Where can people find the original Goosebumps and Dahl books? A site link or anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:00:59 No.20818594 Report

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>>20818561
Audiobooks are great for work if you’re doing mundane tasks but reading a book is much more engaging. While reading a good book I tend to flip back a page to really soak up what the author was trying to get across. A great book will get me to read a passage multiple times and eventually set the book down for a moment so I can contemplate what I just read. I rarely catch myself doing this while listening to a book and often find that I’ve missed key moments of the narrative that I would have caught if I was reading it myself.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:04:35 No.20818595 Report

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I like the one on the right more. The pic is a bait meme because this kinds of transformation does not make the book more simple, but I do like simple language.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:07:31 No.20818596 Report

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>>20818547
I read brave new world in grade 9.
The issue is half of NA is barely literate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:07:57 No.20818597 Report

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>>20818545
Chris Rock predicted this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:09:43 No.20818598 Report

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>>20818543
No. The illiterate should simply be gassed.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:11:55 No.20818599 Report

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>>20818593
Library Genesis

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:12:32 No.20818600 Report

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>>20818543
There is and always has been one true solution, which is pic related.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:13:58 No.20818601 Report

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HIGH IQ IS A CRIME AGAINST HIMANATE
HIGH IQ BE BANNED VAN!
Stop reding books

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:14:32 No.20818602 Report

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>>20818543
DOUBLEPLUSGOODFUNFUNFUN!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2024 17:16:39 No.20818603 Report

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>>20818599
yeah, I guess. So just find the earliest publication date of the specific book it seems.

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