Anonymous
Anonymous
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Neets are modern kings
Anonymous
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>>20837624 NEETs and us cucks both
Anonymous
Greetings fellow patricians. What have thee planned for thy carefree day?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20837624 Hey neet bro.
Do you have any literature on how to get free food and middle class housing?
I'm a white male in his 40s and could really use that free stuff.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837629 I'm gonna do that same thin I wrote. Kek
>>20837628 Fuck off retarded jew glowie.
Anonymous
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>>20837629 1PBTID stands for 1 Pussy Black Ten Inch dicks
Anonymous
>>20837631 Damn nigga you dumb as shit
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837630 Sorry fren, I don't know how to get free gibs, I was asking around here but the only responses I got was from self improvement glowies and christ cucks telling me the usual.
Still not gonna work and pay taxes. We are the revolution.
Anonymous
I plan to spend the whole day in comfort until Christmas
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837633 Kay keep me posted bro, lemme know how it goes, I'm here for you if you ever need to talk.
I'm not gonna work and pay taxes.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837635 You by the end of the year...
I will not work in a society I cannot afford to live in.
Anonymous
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>>20837637 the urine lost
get over it, troon
The-left-can't-aim
>>20837624 >Woke up this morning at 5am >watched the news for 40 minutes while i drank my coffee and ate breakfast. > went outside gathered, my chicken eggs, and milked my goats. > chopped around 20 logs of firewood for the stove. > taking a break, because the crops are fine today and the garden is weed free. >logged onto 4 chan. HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837639 Happy for you Anon, you deserve a quite happy life. :3
Anonymous
>>20837624 how do you afford food/utilities, etc?
Anonymous
Anon have you ever tried to work in a farm ? I promise it's worth it and after a day of labor you'll feel like you've accomplished something.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837641 My elderly disabled mother who abandoned me for BBC to a a life of abuse, neglect, molestation, escapism, and addictions. Has now taken me in and pays for everything, I just sit here NEETing and waiting for the collapses, or if she dies, I will simply off myself before I am homeless, simple as.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837642 THE FARM PILL???? DO I HAVE TO PAY TAXES???
Also, where would I ever even start if I wanted to work on a farm???
Anonymous
I don't know, do you live near a rural area? Btw most of the time the owners of the land/farm will take you in and feed you and give you some pocket change in exchange for your work (enough to pay taxes and some random shit)
Anonymous
>>20837643 makes sense. I'd do the same if I were you.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837646 Fucking Kek. No regrets.
Anonymous
>>20837624 What does a pocket pussy feel like?
Anonymous
>>20837624 No pussy = No work
It's that simple
Anonymous
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>>20837624 The tightest pussy I ever had was a Nigerian student who was only 4'10 and 86 pounds wet. When she orgasmed I could not pull my dick out of her because her muscles held it in completely and I came inside her. It was the best nut I ever had in my entire life and to this day I wonder if she had a kid when she returned home. I have never been able to nut like that again and it kills me, I have been chasing that nut for seven years. Seven years of finding this tightest pussy ever and not even other Nigerians have it like she had it. I should have got her contact info, I was a fool. If you find a woman with a tight pussy hold onto her for dear life. Don't be like me and let her go. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837648 >>20837648 That bottom on in picrel is literally 20x better than any real life pussy I ever got.
These "Fleshlights" literally are the solution fren.
>>20837649 No Pussy, No Work. Good fren. Here come the Jannies to ban me. I love you.
Anonymous
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NO PUSSY
Anonymous
>>20837624 I do all that too but I don't play with video game toys because I am not 4 years old anymore. I am not a NEET but I am a White professional shoplifter and I rip off the jew directly and there is not one damn thing he can do about it either. Sure I "might" get a class 3 misdemeanor at worst but even then my dad is a cop so charges will be dropped and it will just be played off as a prank. Plus nigger loss prevention is a joke. I don't see how you guys do the NEET thing. I knew a gentleman who do that and he barely got enough to pay rent. During the phony baloney virus theater I made almost $8000 in one week alone selling the loot at a discount because I'm just a nice guy at heart.
Laws are for people who need them, the big box jew can suck my dick.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20837628 I will be consuming drugs and going to schlitterbahn
Anonymous
>>20837624 >that fleshlight with a uterus man this made me cum so hard it was insane
Anonymous
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>>20837653 Yeah shoplifting from big supermarkets is sometime justified even more when they're a monopole. But if you shoplift from small family owned convenience stores you're just a shit-stain.
Also kys
Anonymous
>>20837656 women are obsolete
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20837656 >Be a cumdumpster company >We need a new model of Fleshlight >We can pick up between a random roasty or virgin girl In prime Yikes, no wonder the Fleshlights are so disgusting looking
Anonymous
>>20837624 NEET ELITE THREAD!
Anonymous
>got one of these Loli onaholes some years ago >fuck it for the first time >coom so hard I feel like my brain is glitching into a different dimension >actually coom multiple times even while pulling out >almost pass out from the megacoom >continue fucking the onahole daily >after not even a month its worn out cut I fuck it so hard >throw it in the garbage and buy a new one
Anonymous
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>>20837624 i denounce all of your faggot jew demon worshiping desert cults
cope
seethe
turn the other (butt)cheek faggots
Anonymous
>>20837660 you squeeze it for a suction sensation, retard
Anonymous
>>20837662 Does it feel great even after all this time? And can you coom without it anymore?
Anonymous
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>>20837639 That's not neet, retard. A neet wouldn't be able to afford any of that.
Anonymous
>>20837662 >Loli onaholes Hot damn, I didn't know I needed this so much before.
Shame that our kiked feminist governments hates lolicon stuff
Anonymous
>>20837665 its pure bliss to coom inside a good onahole. only downside is cleaning it which you eventually get tired of. they also detoriate relatively fast.
>And can you coom without it anymore? sure, nothing truly beats my girlfriend Palmela.
Anonymous
>>20837668 Are you a virgin or can you compare the fleshlight to condom sex or raw oral?
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837661 Yeah! NEETS ASSEMBLE!!!
Anonymous
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>>20837664 Uh oh, looks like the "milf" obsessed German got upset.
What's the difference a between french and you? The french doesn't like to be shitted on the chest
:^)
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837662 I coomed in my fleshlights like 20-40 times per day. Literally why would I wanna slave and pay taxes for free and be a rent cuck and settle for ugly fat niggerish bitches and masculine man women? Lol
Anonymous
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>>20837624 Working really isn't worth it anymore. I'm at work right now but I just clock in and do nothing
Anonymous
>>20837672 you are lying
there is no way you can coom 40 times a day
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837662 Also, buy fleshlights that last a life time, use water based lube and clean it out often with warm water. Corn starch also helps alot.
Anonymous
>>20837672 If you can coom that much, you should be a pornstar.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>20837624 BASED. I had an interview with 2 roasties and laughed in their face when they told me how much they wanted me to do and how much they would pay me.
Today I will be working out and sitting outside in the sun. Never going to be slave cattle for the eternal roastie jew
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837674 Nope.
Sometimes it's 10-20 and each session last about 30-50 minutes too.
My record was 32-38 on average. In my wild fits it was at least 42-46 but that was rare.
To clarify.
Literally look __>>>
https://fleshassist.com/en/textures These things are designed to make pussy feel like a cheese grater, these things are pure heaven and gold.
Anonymous
>>20837656 Is this the most realistic onahole?
Anonymous
>>20837669 its 10x better than any real pussy that I had.
also psychologically its different, with the onahole you can be truly yourself while with a roastie you always got it in the back of your mind that you gotta perform and please the roastie and the roastie will not always like what you do, you gotta be careful especially if you got a big dick like I do. the onahole you can fuck it full gorilla mode and never give a fuck if you tear it up.
with the onahole you also KNOW that its clean while with a roastie you always wonder who else has been in there.
the only thing good about real woman is that there is more stuff to grab onto and more to look at and that they self clean (not always tho some woman even some of the hot ones can be real fucking nasty).
Anonymous
>>20837624 Enjoy dying alone in your own shit and piss after starving for weeks when your parents die, you parasitic schmuck.
Anonymous
>>20837649 how do you eat without working in argentina?
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>>20837639 >not even posting pictures of his chickens And you call yourself a right-wing extremist.
Anonymous
>>20837680 lolno, but its insane
>>20837681 >you gotta be careful especially if you got a big dick like I do same problem, most onaholes arent long enough
Anonymous
>>20837681 You need a big bitch for your big dick. I don't mean fat, but tall. I'm not too horny anymore so I'm not gonna get a fleshlight. I just fuck a new prostitute every now and then. I don't even know my bodycount anymore, but it's above 30 for sure.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837676 TO be a porn star I would have to wage slave and pay taxes with no guarantee it will work out into a career.
Also, I'm about 6 and a half inches, 7 if I'm really excited. I'm a handsome super model looking dude, fit, but I don't have the money or a BBC which is dominating the industry.
Also, if I wanted to go independent I would need money, again, there is no money and wage slavery is a total trap. I am stuck, so I sit and NEET until a miracle or I off myself to avert homelessness.
Here come the Jannies to move this thread to BANT and ban me... I can see it happening.
Kill jannies.
Anonymous
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>>20837687 >Also, I'm about 6 and a half inches, 7 if I'm really excited. Hah, same.
Total janny death!
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837682 Seethe more jewy glow nigger retard pussy punk bitch faggot.
Not my fault you can't read.
LOL Hey y'all get a load of these seething jew.
Anonymous
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Is this why demonise the most socially isolated people?
Anonymous
>>20837685 > but its insane I keep seeing this posted on /a/ and /jp/
Anonymous
>>20837682 Is that how it goes in Russia?
Anonymous
>>20837686 its not bodysize related, some bitches just have shallow pussys while some have deep ones.
its always a cointoss and you only figure out when you already invested too much time and money to get laid.
thats another pro of the onahole, you always know what you will get.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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Guys the Jannies will come soon and delete or send this thread off to BANT and ban me again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>20837643 Stream when you're gonna -ack yourself
Anonymous
>>20837693 I guess you can also advertise your dig bick on dating apps and the cavernous pussies will automatically match with you.
Anonymous
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>>20837691 its not without reason
imagine going from deathgrip to cumming in mere seconds
its that insane
Anonymous
>>20837692 No, in russia it happens even before ur parents die because they get 200 euro salaries
Anonymous
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>>20837683 We don't eat even when working
>The average Salary is 250.000 pesos >175.000 pesos goes to pay water, electricity and gas services >100.000 pesos is the monthly cost the cheapest rent in the worst place ever >90.000 pesos, Monthly transport cost >150.000 pesos is the food cost We are indigents, not poor
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>>20837699 I get more allowance money than that.
Anonymous
>>20837624 What am I looking at?
Anonymous
>>20837697 finding a good pussy that truly matches your dick is extremely difficult to find no matter what you do.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837695 Did you not read the thread? Lol
Why off myself early when I can milk the world that rigged and robbed me blind? Abused and molested me, sent me into a 10,000 ft deep pit of drugs, escapism, porn addiction.
And now that I'm better, mid 30's, overcome trauma, you're telling me I gotta slave and pay taxes for free? while owning nothing and never being able to atrract my dream girls and achieve abundant spiritually uplifting sex?
I ain't doing shit, I will never comply, and it is only when I'm facing homelessness, I will go to a major US city and commit ritual seppuku to reclaim my dignity and honor.
Fuck this false reality.
Anonymous
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837696 That's the plan, but Jannies never let me organize my -AAAHCK!!! live stream, anywhere i can go to organize an audience to witness my departure from the jewish slave matrix?
Anonymous
>>20837706 Why kys if you're homeless? Why not prey on the rich?
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837702 Heaven. They're called fleshlights. And they're you ticket to getting sexual expirence 20,000x better then real life pussy and dealing with niggerfied women.
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>>20837679 Anonymous
>>20837708 Why be upset about womemes if fleshlights already supplanted them? What's the point of NPNW?
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837707 Becasue won't change anything.
REMEMBER GUYS, THE JANNIES WILL SOON COME AND MOVE THIS THREAD TO BANT AND BAN ME.
****NO PUSSY NO WORK IS THE MOST POLITICALLY INCORRECT TAKE ON POL AND IF SEEPS INTO THE MAINSTREAM WOULD COLLAPSE THE JEWISH MATRIX/GLOBAL ECONOMY. ***
NPNW IS SPREADING AND FED-JANNIES WILL BAN ME SOON AS DAMAGE CONTROL TO PREVENT NPNW FROM GAINING TRACTION.
AS YOU CAN SEE THERE ARE NO CANADIANS AND N.Z. FLAGS SHITTING UP THE THREAD, THIS IS GOOD SIGN FOR NOW, BUT THEY WILL COME. I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS THREAD
Anonymous
>>20837710 >Becasue won't change anything. Who cares? You get to live an exciting life before the eventual suicide by cop.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837709 THE POINT OF NPNW IS TO COUNTER TO MGTOW MOVEMENT WHICH AIMED TO EVOLVE MEN INTO SEXLESS TAX CATTLE!!
NPNW COLLAPSES THE JEWISH SEXLESS ENERGY SUCKING SLAVE LABOR HUMILIATION RITUAL MATRIX AND LIBERATES HUMANITY FROM THE WAGE SLAVE SYSTEM THAT IS REACHING NEW LEVELS OF FUCKERY.
IT ALSO COLLAPSES SOCIETY AND MAKES THE NORMIES SNAP INTO SURVIVAL MODE AND MANY WILL REVOLT AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT.
MGTOW PURPETUATES THE JEWISH MATRIX
NPNW/NEETdom BRINGS DOWN THE JEWISH MATRIX.
THE ARGUMENT OF MIGRANT REPLACEMENT IS EASILY COUNTERED WITH "COMPETENCY CRISIS"
kek
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>>20837624 >Watch TV, >Download thousands of AI generated hentai pics >Download hundreds of Instagram pics/videos >Don't step outside >Sit on the couch Those are cringe but otherwise you're right
Anonymous
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>>20837630 Disability, unemployment benefits etc
Anonymous
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>>20837712 Ok, I agree. Modern states should be demolished and politicians executed.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837711 They want my end to be one of anger. That is one of the ways your soul becomes weak upon awakening on the other side. But but resisting this jewish matrix and ending this vessel by my own hand with the intent of reclaiming my dignity and honor, I emerge on the other side stronger than ever and I WILL destroy them. This practice has been going on
Anonymous
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>>20837716 Schizo talk but whatever floats your boat.
Anonymous
>>20837667 Import it here, "lolicon" is explicitly allowed in our laws.
Anonymous
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>>20837653 I respect that, especially if you live near san Francisco where it's basically legal to shoplift
Anonymous
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>>20837718 I put it in quotes because I was going to type something else saying that the word is there in the law, forgot to delete it.
>Verification not required. HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837716 I don't care if you're an atheist. This is clearly a false reality. Literally look around you. None of this is real we're living in literal fucking clown world and the signs are everywhere.
Anonymous
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Still worth it to fuck a woman over a toy. Can choke a bitch out and give her bruises. It's the best way to cum.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fleshlights are shit, I bought one years ago and threw it away.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
WOW!!!
Anonymous
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>>20837724 >Fleshlights are worse than British woman Even with a paper bag in every female bong they still don't pass the 3/10 in beauty rating and They are average 2/10 in personality.
Just how bad was the product that you purchased
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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You guys can't stop me, I will single handedly usher in the NPNW movement. Soon all men everywhere will be unemployed and free from this wage plantation. Freedom looms...
Anonymous
>>20837725 >penis status: unwashed HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837728 HERE THEY COME!!!
*****WE GOT GLOWIES INBOUND!!!!!!******
*******BATTLESTATIONS!!!!!*******
Bump
>>20837729 Anon looked disgusting - unwashed penis protruding - in his skidmarked undies before /pol/. Very very disrespectful.
Anonymous
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>>20837729 >GLOWIES >"teehee" "UwU" did you mean glowniggers? glownigger
Anonymous
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837730 ***direct hit off the portbowl! shields holding at 95%!!!! return fire!! Direct proton topedoes on the main engines!!! slow them down!!!***
"Aye aye sir! Firing proton Torpedoes!!!!"
(GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!!!!!!!!)
FUCK OFF GLOWIE!!!!! Fuckign stupid ass retarded dick sucking cum bubble blowing thong wearing girly moaning faggot!!!!!
***STATUS ENSIGN!!***
"Sir! Direct hit on their main engines!! but they've rerouted all warpcore power to aft shield nicells!!"
Anonymous
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Even though we are all literally in Hell and society is collapsing into total chaos, everyone is too depressed and demoralized to give a shit or enact real change
Anonymous
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>>20837624 Based burdenmaxxer. Have a bump.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837732 Don't get too comfy, every time I make these threads they start getting swarmed with glownigger retard faggots and fed-jannies delete - or move these threads to BANT and ban me every-time. We're not allowed to assert NEET/NPNW as the solution to defeating the JEW, becasue it is the only most effective way.
Anonymous
>>20837624 Wasted.
I neet but still create things. Vidya and shit is a waste of life. Just because your neet dosent mean you have to be gross.
Anonymous
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>>20837645 >enough to pay taxes Nigga what. No anon.
Anonymous
>>20837736 That's because NEETs can be radicalized into a political tool which is why feds are constantly prodding for a vulnerable anon to be the next shooter or whatever.
Stay strong anon
Anonymous
>>20837729 whats the best onahole if i almost bottom out a fleshlight? im concerned ill be too big for the onahole
t. 6'3" with 7.5-8" length and thick girth base that makes my fleshlight pop out of the case when i balls deep it
Anonymous
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>>20837639 "The Agrarian NEET" is a movie I would watch every day if I could.
I'd probably be high 24/7 from my own oxytocin if I had chickens that laid eggy weggies for me.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837737 I shower, playing vidya doesn't make you grow.
I suspect you are glownigger larping as upitty high class neet to sow NEET division.
Be a fren and don't judge a fellow NEET or fuck off.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837739 Based anon, you're correct, I will never hurt innocent people.
Anonymous
>>20837624 ''Nooooooo! You're supposed to do what I want you to do and repeat history like your loser ancestors, noooooooooooooooooooo!!''
Anonymous
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>>20837740 nta but I use a THICC silicone cockring thats 1.5" wide and makes me not bottom out lol
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837740 Buy any fleshlight, fastest ships are from amazon in like 24hrs. Also, the main Fleshlight website has other options but takes longer. Each fleshlight is exactly 12 inches deep. And FUCKIGN AMAZING. Literally they can last a life time. Bank on it. Don't listen to the glowies in here.
Also go here for reviews -->
https://fleshassist.com/en/textures HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837744 >>20837744 NICE BAIT! Still not working and paying taxes.
Lol Cope and seethe retard faggot.
Netherflags = possible glowie, just by the way your faggoty has gets triggered becasue I don't want to slave 95% of my life away for free. Lol
I hope someone kills you.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837744 Wait, who is that quote directed towards? Lmfao! Me or the Jews?
Anonymous
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>>20837624 Those are some weird looking ice cream cones.
Anonymous
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>>20837740 same stats as you. bad dragon emelie is the best i've found. totally worth it. have had tengas, fleshlight brand, etc. all were too tight and eventually ripped. the emelie is built for big thick cocks.
Anonymous
>>20837748 It's obivously a joke on what they want us to do, idiot. I'm a NEET too. lol
Anonymous
>>20837746 What kind of lube is good?
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
Anonymous
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I miss NEETdom... I should have listened to /g/ back in 2011 and bought BTC. I'm only 31 but both of my parents have passed, and my relatives hate me for no reason so I don't have anyone to lean on. I don't have anything and I'm exhausted.
Anonymous
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>>20837740 Take it out of the plastic thing.
Its got a hole in the end.
A lot of guys turn it round so you have a penis coming out of a vagina. Just for a laugh.
I have the much more tricky problem which is that my dick is too thick to enter it. I have to force it in there and had to cut the 'wings' off the silicone part to make it large enough to be comfortable.
Anonymous
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>>20837752 Water based. Dont buy a brand, just use a lot of it.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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>>20837752 Any water based lube on Amazon.
Try Astroglide (Waterbased), GunOil (Waterbased), And my favorite, PASSION (Wasterbased)
Anonymous
>>20837624 How do neets get money from the government? Or do they just live with their parents?
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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FOR THSOE OF YOU JUST JOINING READ THROUGH PICREL AND SEE NEETDOM/NPNW CENSORSHIP AND HOW THE JANNIES HAVE BANNED ME PREVIOUS PICRELS UNDER THE GUISE OF "COMPLAINING" FOR CALLING OUT THE CENSORSHIP!
Anonymous
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>>20837628 Just acquired the early entries of the Anno series, so I'm going to give those a go after a meal and some time on the rowing machine.
TKD
Anonymous
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>>20837758 i'm a house husband.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
>>20837758 I hear you gotta go see a shrink and tell act retarded or tell them you're depressed and gonna kill yourself and shit. Lol I dunno I hear all sorts of shit. Like I said earlier, I don't get NEETbux, my method of survival is completely unique to my situation.
Anonymous
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>>20837762 My friend got about 2 years fully paid leave from his call center job by pretending he had depression.
Then he applied for the army and got refused because he had a history of depression (that he faked).
Getting denied from the army is probably a good thing but its just an example of how these things can sometimes work against you.
HandsomeMillenialNEET-NPNW
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LOL!!! Fuckign stupid Faggot ass Jannies moved my thread to BANT when it was clearly political.
