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>>2084235
>be Australian
G'day mate
>let Abbos siphon petrol
Fuck off cunt
>watch wife get fucked by a kangaroo
Damn poffta
>have leg bitten by six different deadly spider
Piss off mate
>dingo steals your baby
Nice day for a barbie
>watch as the government steals your guns
Cunt
>die in the desert
WE WUZ
>have only natural beauty die
WE WUZ PRISON COLONY AND SHIEEEEET

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Anonymous ID:saeOHQP+ Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:00:13 No.2084265 Report

Quoted By: >>2084276 >>2084314

>>2084258
>Be brit
>Conquer all the spice trade in the world
>Food still bland as fuck

Anonymous !slT.TUL0Mo

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Anonymous !slT.TUL0Mo ID:7MeCe+vs Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:03:01 No.2084276 Report

Quoted By: >>2084301 >>2084399

>>2084265
>be american
>have strongest and most numerous army in the world
>Still can't beat gook farmers

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Anonymous ID:KO7WsHY9 Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:07:39 No.2084301 Report

Quoted By: >>2084314

>>2084276
>Be bong
>Bake yummy bread in oven
>Call it pudding
Srsly tho why u do this?

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Anonymous ID:5oPd+L9R Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:10:32 No.2084314 Report

Quoted By: >>2084349 >>2084377

>>2084235
>>2084251
>>2084264
>>2084265
>>2084301

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Anonymous ID:L51tjQDE Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:16:40 No.2084349 Report

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>>2084314
>Be swede
>Invent nitroglycerin
>Drinks it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/BrnLGQ Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:17:10 No.2084353 Report

Quoted By: >>2084381 >>2084430

>>2084235
>be me
>aussie
>go outside to play a little boomerang toss after a gang of joeys kicked out my electrical box during their last house raid
>immediately see a group of aboriginals, pull out my battle boomerang to fight them off
>3 foot spiders fucking come out of nowhere and devour their children, the adults run right into a giant spider web hidden between some dirt mounds
>decide to take a trip to the store, since the fucker with the bigger boomerang took my girlfriend, whole town knows me as "Wallaby Dick"
>Walk into store, immediately get called wallaby dick
>get 38 jars of vegemite
>leave
>on way home I get kickboxed into a coma by some kangaroos
>wake up, feel like I'm covered in silk
>I am
>giant fucking spiders from before brought me to their home, look down, half my body is gone
>manage to pull out my boomerang, try to use it
>it's my dildo boomerang, not my battle boomerang
>fucking eaten by the spiders
>before I die, wimper out my last words
>"oi mayte, throw anotha shrimp on tha bahbie"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3MspQ2RO Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:19:12 No.2084372 Report

Quoted By: >>2084399

>>2084235
exactly
naughty children
when will you learn?
people aren't for punching?

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Anonymous ID:bb6ljpxa Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:20:11 No.2084377 Report

Quoted By:

>>2084314
>be swede
>get raped
>ask for help
>get raped again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hqrqtl4s Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:20:41 No.2084381 Report

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>>2084353
lel

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Anonymous ID:bb6ljpxa Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:23:17 No.2084399 Report

Quoted By: >>2084434 >>2084446

>>2084258
>>2084276
>>2084372
>Living in Britain
>Wake up at 7 bong in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively grey and wet like any beautiful day
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished afrikamen
>They demand my wallet at spoonpoint
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Pakistani families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly spoon, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Pakistani families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN"
>"Blimey mum, British things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto British Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/zb9qMbu Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:28:37 No.2084430 Report

Quoted By: >>2084461

>>2084353
>australians
>saying "shrimp"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3CD9+E1K Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:29:21 No.2084434 Report

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>>2084399
Jesus Christmas, that was brutality

And dubs too?

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Anonymous ID:W8msxElq Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:31:15 No.2084446 Report

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>>2084399
>Liverpoole Handshake
My sides

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Anonymous ID:ez9nf37L Thu 07 Sep 2017 15:33:25 No.2084461 Report

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>>2084430
>Australian cuisine

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