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I told myself if I couldn’t get a job by 30 I’d try to join the Army but then I got a job as an Army civilian so I guess I simultaneously kinda joined the Army and got a job at the same time. It’s a cozy job but I’m a genuine burden to the American taxpayer. No idea why my boss hasn’t fired me yet. Maybe he just finds my unironic mental retardation endearing.
Anyway, trust me, you’re not missing out on much. Every former Army guy I’ve chatted with resents the Army management. I hear they deal with asbestos a lot. The Navy sounds more fun but every Navy guy I’ve met is a borderline homosexual
