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>be american
>wake up fat as fuck
>put on XXXXXXL clothes
>waddle into kitchen
>Eat a bowl of "cereal"
>it's 90% sugar
>try to put on shoes
>its hard, McBelly is blocking your view
>Finally suceed
>Hop in your F450 that goes 2mpg
>Drive half a mile to work
>Too fat to walk and biking is for leftists
>Hear on the radio that Trump just pulled out of another free trade agreement
>Praise the lord
>Get pulled over on your way to work
>It's a random traffic stop to keep you safe
>Cop respects your rights and searches your car
>Proceeds to constitutionally search your rectum for any drugs
>Finds nothing, you're free to go
>Have heart attack
>Wake up in hospital
>The hospital bill is 145 000$
>Pay using the savings you had for sending your kids to college
>College is for leftists anyway
>Leave hospital
>Get shot
>wake up fat as fuck
>put on XXXXXXL clothes
>waddle into kitchen
>Eat a bowl of "cereal"
>it's 90% sugar
>try to put on shoes
>its hard, McBelly is blocking your view
>Finally suceed
>Hop in your F450 that goes 2mpg
>Drive half a mile to work
>Too fat to walk and biking is for leftists
>Hear on the radio that Trump just pulled out of another free trade agreement
>Praise the lord
>Get pulled over on your way to work
>It's a random traffic stop to keep you safe
>Cop respects your rights and searches your car
>Proceeds to constitutionally search your rectum for any drugs
>Finds nothing, you're free to go
>Have heart attack
>Wake up in hospital
>The hospital bill is 145 000$
>Pay using the savings you had for sending your kids to college
>College is for leftists anyway
>Leave hospital
>Get shot
