So my useless cunt of a cousin asked me why I'm an asshole, right?

And that got me thinking, why the fuck shouldnt I be? There's no god, there's no karma, there's no law against being an asshole, people will treat you like shit if you act like a beta anyways.

Why shouldn't I try to hurt other people in ways thathat can't get me in trouble? Why shouldnt I just lap up all their salt when I break their shit and get away with it?

I'm pissed. Post ways for me to make people miserable IRL that won't get me caught. I've already tried capascin on the playground slide but it's getting cold and the little shits are wearing jeans. You think I can get away with planting cocaine on people in crowds or bars?