I would like to get a visit from ASIO (ausfag).
What do you need to do online to get a visit from them, or your local equivalent? I don't want them to raid my house, I'd like a visit from some officers, the kind we're they're like "we're on to you, watching" and I can be all cool and say something like, "if you had anything on me you'd already have me in cuffs."