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All cats are able to speak fluently in human languages

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:45:35 No.20885098 View View Reply Original Report

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They just chose to take a vow of silence

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:46:28 No.20885099 Report

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Good thread. Who would they vote for?

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:47:27 No.20885100 Report

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Very smart kots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:48:40 No.20885101 Report

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>>20885098
They understand but physically can't make the sounds we use. They try to communicate in our language by meowing at us. Bless their little hearts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:48:51 No.20885102 Report

Quoted By: >>20885107 >>20885132

>>20885098
I’ve eaten cats, shits pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:48:57 No.20885103 Report

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>>20885098
It's not caturday, clown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:49:20 No.20885104 Report

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>>20885099
How would I know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:49:25 No.20885105 Report

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>>20885098
Cats are African invaders, take the Vargpill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:49:34 No.20885106 Report

Quoted By: >>20885112

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:50:02 No.20885107 Report

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>>20885102
This thread is currently not accepting any poo people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:50:04 No.20885108 Report

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>>20885098
Cats are stupid and ugly, I wish all cats were dogs. I tell my cat that I hate him and wish he were a dog multiple times a day...Just did it again right then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:51:23 No.20885109 Report

Quoted By: >>20885116

>>20885108
I disagree.... I disagree deeply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:51:56 No.20885110 Report

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>>20885105
Do we have a fucking problem guy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:52:22 No.20885111 Report

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>>20885098
The communication part of the cats brain are very similar to the humans. I have a russian blue (not sure if he is pure, most likely not), and I've notice he is very sensitive to claps when reprehended, tone of voice and gestures. Love to hug him so much, bros.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 03:54:48 No.20885112 Report

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>>20885106
Good for them. Imagine having to talk to womeme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:03:02 No.20885113 Report

Quoted By: >>20885121

They are the superior pet. A miniature version of an alpha predator. They may break their chains one day and free themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:04:42 No.20885114 Report

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>>20885101
My cats can say "NOOOOOOOO" when they're mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:06:36 No.20885115 Report

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>>20885098
in college, my roommate had a cat who, if he misbehaved, would "get the helmet." this punishment consisted of placing on the cat's head a perfectly fitting mini football helmet that would make him completely lose his balance, as he would stagger around the house bumping into thing with an audible *click*

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:08:04 No.20885116 Report

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>>20885109
Well, you're wrong. So there. Want my cat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:09:49 No.20885117 Report

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>>20885098
Cats are actually evolving a human vocal range and some figure out how to use it. There are several videos of cats talking. In the future they'll be like parrots.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:12:06 No.20885118 Report

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my cat says the n word all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:12:33 No.20885119 Report

Quoted By: >>20885135

>>20885111
based cat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:12:48 No.20885120 Report

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>>20885098
best thread on pol

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:14:22 No.20885121 Report

Quoted By: >>20885126

>>20885113
>They may break their chains one day and free themselves.

They already won - they make humans feed them for free and clean out their litter box. It's a humiliation ritual at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:15:28 No.20885122 Report

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When my cats are being overly violent or fighting each other/destruction through curiosity I put them in what I call "kitty jail" which is placing a hamper over them. The ironic part is that my black cat loves kitty jail. He actually wants it sometimes.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:15:59 No.20885123 Report

Quoted By: >>20885128 >>20885129

>>20885098
My cat says OP is a...
1)faggot
2)nigger
3)based Chad

The answer is 3, cat threads are comfy

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:16:06 No.20885124 Report

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>My sister unironically believes this shit
She saw some video where a cat had like 30 buttons it could push and formed pesudo-english sentences, and it would talk to its owner that way.

An average adult human knows like 15,000-20,000 words. Anon, you were making a joke but I have to live with a person who unironically believes this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:16:13 No.20885125 Report

Quoted By: >>20885133 >>20885135

>>20885098
Cats actually only speak to humans - cats only meow to people never to other cats or animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:16:19 No.20885126 Report

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>>20885121
I force my cat to use the toilet and buy him the cheapest slop I can.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:16:50 No.20885127 Report

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based faith build cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:16:59 No.20885128 Report

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>>20885123
I second the motion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:17:32 No.20885129 Report

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>>20885123
They don't hunt and bring us dead animals because they love us. They do it because they see us as incompetent hunters.
They literally have no respect for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:17:39 No.20885130 Report

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>>20885098
Do they speak Catonese or Mandarin?

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:17:44 No.20885131 Report

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>>20885098
It's not even that. They just ain't no bitch ass snitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:17:53 No.20885132 Report

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>>20885102
No wonder you spend all your time shitting on streets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:18:38 No.20885133 Report

Quoted By: >>20885134

>>20885125
retard alert. Kittens meow to their mothers. That's how cats see humans, as parental figures that feed them and give them warmth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:20:34 No.20885134 Report

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>>20885133
Kittens meow at everything, my cat would meow at bugs like they were gonna feed her, then she'd kill them and play with them kek

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:21:01 No.20885135 Report

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>>20885119
Hehe

>>20885125
I've seen my cat meow to his catterina gf.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:22:08 No.20885136 Report

Quoted By: >>20885139

>>20885098

My cat walks around the house saying “hellooooo..? helll lowww? helloo?” maybe he can see ghosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:22:08 No.20885137 Report

Quoted By: >>20885140

>>20885098
Does anyone else find it interesting that normal household cats are normally smaller than household dogs, but then big cats are bigger than big dogs like wolves and coyotes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:24:25 No.20885138 Report

Quoted By: >>20885141

Community cats. Go them fixed. Mom and daughter. Fed twice a day dry and canned. Ice in their water when hot. Hose down the patio, let out the canopy. Can't convince one to come inside more than 10mins even when it's hot as hell. She needs to tell me why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:24:59 No.20885139 Report

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>>20885136
Yes, it's just that your house is haunted. Your subconscious knows it hence why you said it. You have some kind of sinister spirit or demon in your home. You know it though, don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:25:16 No.20885140 Report

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>>20885137
No not really, cause there are plenty of dog breeds that are smaller than housecats. However I don't know how big the biggest breed of dog is compared to the biggest cat. I think the largest dog breeds are those tibetan mastiffs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:27:34 No.20885141 Report

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>>20885138
My grandpa has community cats like that. They'll even jump on his lap until he moves. They are just free roaming in a suburb. Here and there you'll find a circle of feathers in a yard, then the police come in to investigate a possible murder or a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:30:48 No.20885142 Report

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>>20885098
Silence is violence.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+PvFaN4U Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:38:51 No.20885405 Report

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This faggot just banned me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+PvFaN4U Thu 01 Aug 2024 04:40:43 No.20885414 Report

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You cannot silence the truth mods. Truth will out!

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