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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:43:44 No.20893210 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>20893214 >>20893745 >>20896908

A customer lady at work today asked:
>Do you have autism?
Goddamn, is it really that obvious just from the way I speak?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5UMf+sOt Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:45:10 No.20893212 Report

Quoted By: >>20893218

you're a man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BPvBPA+M Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:46:16 No.20893214 Report

Quoted By: >>20893218 >>20894267

>>20893210
you should have followed up with a joke implying autism is a product and you're currently out of stock

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 07:50:50 No.20893218 Report

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>>20893212
you’re a woman

>>20893214
He, that would’ve been too clever for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:00:20 No.20893229 Report

Quoted By: >>20893366

Special brains can't hide from neurotypical chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ekOmLqFU Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:08:12 No.20893269 Report

Quoted By: >>20893272 >>20893366

Autism makes you super intelligent

You should take it as a compliment

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:10:01 No.20893272 Report

Quoted By: >>20893366

>>20893269
It can also cripple you for life if its bad enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zLwFKaF4 Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:12:31 No.20893348 Report

Quoted By: >>20893366

I have no concrete evidence whether or not Anthony is autistic, I don’t think anything of the sort exists, but if he was I would love him anyway.

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:20:30 No.20893366 Report

Quoted By: >>20893391 >>20893404

>>20893229
Neurotypicals are like bodysnatchers, they can sniff out the non-neurotypicals.

>>20893269
>>20893272
In my case it’s both of these.

>>20893348
He will still never love you though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:25:24 No.20893391 Report

Quoted By: >>20893420 >>20896823

>>20893366
I'm even better at it since I used to tard wrangle people with aspergers and down syndrome.

>>20893366
It can't be that bad if you're managing to work a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LWRzW/aS Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:33:20 No.20893404 Report

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>>20893366
Well at least I still have my intensive maladaptive daydreaming.

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 08:44:22 No.20893420 Report

Quoted By: >>20893527

>>20893391
I guess it’s not Chris-Chan levels of bad but still, I have this drive to be perfect when I’m working and customer service is hard for me because I feel if I don’t nail the interaction perfectly I screw it up and loose sales.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:06:36 No.20893527 Report

Quoted By: >>20893551

>>20893420
Do you get paid off of commissions or something?

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:23:23 No.20893551 Report

Quoted By: >>20893556 >>20893560

>>20893527
Our shop is too small for commissions, we just get a cash bonus at the end of each pay period if we hit over a certain amount.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QYqRWKKN Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:25:58 No.20893556 Report

Quoted By: >>20893562 >>20893566

>>20893551
Are you conventionally attractive

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:28:33 No.20893560 Report

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>>20893551
Well your drive for perfection is better than having a lack of a drive at least. Customer service sounds like a nightmare job for some one with autism desu.

Are you unconventionally attractive?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:29:13 No.20893562 Report

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>>20893556
This one can go. Put him on the cell with rats. He will need to feed.

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:29:39 No.20893566 Report

Quoted By: >>20893577

>>20893556
What does that mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QYqRWKKN Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:35:39 No.20893577 Report

Quoted By: >>20895735

>>20893566
Ive noticed women try to find any type of insult they can when confronting a girl they're jealous of (looks/youth wise). So you could be some "pretty" normal girl and the old witch / fat bitch / insecure brat just wanted to put you down and called you autistic cause of some small communication mistake you made, when in reality you didn't really deserve it

Also you have too much self awareness to have the tism i think but idk u are on bant after all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QYqRWKKN Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:38:10 No.20893583 Report

Quoted By: >>20893590 >>20895735

also i dont know my namefag lore so if youre a tranny that could also be a more PC way of insulting you cause if you look vulnerable to them, when they get dissatisfied they really want to shit on you and make you feel bad. Especially women

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Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:39:53 No.20893590 Report

Quoted By: >>20893605

>>20893583
She's a girl, nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QYqRWKKN Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:44:27 No.20893605 Report

Quoted By: >>20893688 >>20893731 >>20895735

>>20893590
is she black???

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:53:00 No.20893688 Report

Quoted By: >>20895735

>>20893605
Never asked desu

!!1YAY5wWCE7S

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!!1YAY5wWCE7S ID:Q2qy64qL Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:54:25 No.20893731 Report

Quoted By: >>20894029 >>20895735

>>20893605
it would explain the name

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jwYnACHa Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:54:30 No.20893732 Report

Quoted By: >>20895735

@Melon69
Are you a dark skinned queen?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5UMf+sOt Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:55:16 No.20893734 Report

Quoted By: >>20894065 >>20895735

she's a chocolate princess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JAHZNm8n Fri 02 Aug 2024 09:59:54 No.20893745 Report

Quoted By:

>>20893210
thats kinda rude to ask doe I thought people stop asking/saying that in highschool

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 10:36:09 No.20894029 Report

Quoted By: >>20894064

>>20893731
She got the name from an ID. She got Melon69.

!!1YAY5wWCE7S

!!1YAY5wWCE7S ID:Q2qy64qL Fri 02 Aug 2024 10:37:29 No.20894064 Report

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>>20894029
yeah I know I was in the thread lul

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 10:38:29 No.20894065 Report

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>>20893734
Could my wife... Be a nigger?
Fine, I am gonna rape her for the purpose of procreation.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l1tQFo4t Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:57:41 No.20894267 Report

Quoted By:

>>20893214

Are you a dad, anon?

Melon69

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Melon69 ID:FNdi14hO Fri 02 Aug 2024 15:38:06 No.20895735 Report

Quoted By: >>20896534

>>20893577
>>20893583
No it wasn’t anything like that. She was pretty nice, I think. She implied she worked in healthcare and noticed my speech patterns, the way I relayed information to her about her vehicle. I.E. what her air filter was and why it needed replacing.

>>20893605
>>20893688
>>20893732
>>20893734
I’m a Scott-Irish Scandinavian mutt, no chocolate here very plain vanilla.

>>20893731
LMAO! Your bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5UMf+sOt Fri 02 Aug 2024 17:14:28 No.20896483 Report

Quoted By:

she's a vanilla ice queen (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:02UeRYw/ Fri 02 Aug 2024 17:23:12 No.20896534 Report

Quoted By:

>>20895735
>I’m a Scott-Irish Scandinavian mutt, no chocolate here very plain vanilla.
Good... Now I can cancel your assassination.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4K9CBMQD Fri 02 Aug 2024 18:26:35 No.20896823 Report

Quoted By:

>>20893391
what are some ways you spot autists?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:njM2zUni Fri 02 Aug 2024 18:38:54 No.20896908 Report

Quoted By:

>>20893210
>me at 14
>diagnosed with asperger's at 10
>sitting in a waiting room with mother because elder sister got in trouble with some shit and we had to abruptly go
>other mothers in the waiting room
>mother and some other woman start talking
>woman asks mother if I have autism
>wtf
>mother laughs and says yes
>deny that I have it
>police officer standing beside me looks down at me with a condescending, adoring smile like i'm a special little adorable retard
>so does everyone else in the room
>fucking humiliated
>just want to disappear

Just what the FUCK
I can't ever forget this. The memory is still occupying my mind rent free

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